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34 M Carrollton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Brett, and I'd like to hear from some new people! I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy most of the time.

I grew up and spent most of my life in West Virginia, so the drawl comes out from time to time, and I'm very much at home with nature (don't judge me if I say something like "a parr of shews").

Also I'm not going to ask right away for your number or to go for a drink - and I don't do unsolicited dong shots (I'm told this happens often).

I'm an atheist. It doesn't mean I'll refuse to date someone of faith, but if you have "God/Jesus/Bible" as one of your six, we proooobably won't be a good match.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm outfitting my wood shop and writing a book.
I’m really good at
Lately, making sawdust. I've got a list of pieces of furniture that aren't going to build themselves.

Fixing things around the house, cooking exotic dishes, writing (I've been told), having long discussions about history and saying, "Hey, it's that guy!" when watching movies.

Also I'm prone to really geeking out about things I'm into.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love books and docs about history, culture, science, the kind of things Bourdain would digress about. Love a goofy comedy, or historical drama, but I'm a pretty big fan of horror and action, too.

Into rock mainly, but also trip hop and some symphonic metal, etc. A short list: Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity, Disturbed, Delain, Nightwish, Kamelot, Muse, Infidel, Inc., Puscifer (anything Maynard really), Audioslave, RHCP...

Also I'm a sucker for a book about folklore - in any culture.

Far as shows go I like quality series: Breaking Bad, Vikings, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Peep Show, The Walking Dead, Bourdain, etc. Really looking forward to The Mighty Eighth. And any nature shows.
The six things I could never do without
The internet.
The sea.
Food (very much a foodie).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many gold doubloons are hidden in my attic, and being creative. (I'm out of commission after a shop accident and a hand I can't use for a few weeks per doc's orders - it's driving me nuts!)
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm home, I'm working in my shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I invented the cardboard box, and looking into a bright light to force a stuck sneeze!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're into sci-fi, travel, video games, history, good beer, science...the kind of thing that proud nerds like myself are into!

If you'd like to go hang out with tigers sometime.

Also you have to be able to tolerate cats. I have two of the furbags and a woman who I'd give them up for is a woman who wouldn't want me to.