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HandyHeathen

34 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Gay men only
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ponder big questions, I love this city, I'll gently dominate an unproductive conversation, I'm a cookie monster, the golden rule is my version of god, I excel at gratitude and empathy, what one says will always be less important to me than how one thinks, I prefer irony to sarcasm, I'll never say "no worries" because I recognize the inevitability and value of anxiety, I'll eat off your plate without asking, and I can believe it's not butter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
university teaching, wanderlusting, and wandering
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding a lower price.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"There's that guy from OkCupid!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Christopher Hitchens, horror, vaudeville, minimalism, Seamless
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
free speech, contradiction, jokes, my left hand, music, and cookies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(see above re: "cookies")
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
scrolling through OkCupid seeing what other people do on a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It was pretty late in life when I realized that the Underground Railroad didn't actually emit steam.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you agree that online dating profiles are merely reflective of what we'd like to think about ourselves and what we think we want. Let's aim for the happy coincidence that we'll like one another nevertheless.

I'm hyper-aware of suffering and the injustices of the world, so funniness is pretty damn important to me. A sense of humor is the milkshake that summons me to the yard.