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HandyHeathen

35 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:59am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ponder big questions, I love this city, I'll gently dominate an unproductive conversation, I'm a cookie monster, the golden rule is my version of god, I excel at gratitude and empathy, what you say will always be less important to me than how you think, I'll never say "no worries" because I recognize the inevitability and value of anxiety, I'll eat off your plate without asking, and I can believe it's not butter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
university teaching, wanderlusting, and live-performance-attending
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
embracing your mannerisms, despite how non-"masculine" they may be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"There's that guy from OkCupid!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
print, horror, live, symphonic, and Seamless
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
free speech, contradiction, jokes, history, music, and cookies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
free speech, contradiction, jokes, history, music, and cookies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
(see above re: Seamless)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I love you."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to spend more time with one person in particular, especially if laughing is involved. I'm hyper-aware of suffering and the injustices of the world, so funniness is pretty damn important to me. A sense of humor is the milkshake that summons me to the yard.