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HandyHeathen

34 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:57pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
I ponder big questions, I love this city, I dig my job, I'll gently dominate an unproductive conversation, I'm a cookie monster, I like stupid jokes, the Golden Rule is my version of god, I excel at gratitude and empathy, what one says will always be less important to me than how one thinks, I don't dwell very much on the past, I'll never say "no worries" because I recognize the inevitability and value of anxiety, I'll eat off your plate without asking, and I can believe it's not butter.
What I’m doing with my life
teaching college boys and girls, attending live performances, and lusting for wandering
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Christopher Hitchens, Network, Summer Heights High, Michael Nyman's "MGV," and Seamless
The six things I could never do without
music, punctuality, irony, contradiction, New York City, cake
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the trivia on my Snapple bottle caps.
On a typical Friday night I am
(see above re: "Seamless")
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I'll get a hotel room for a night...in New York...because it feels like traveling. (Staycation, right?)
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
your heart has room for something other than your job (this, from someone who worships his job).

No body type preference, so long as some degree of health consciousness figures into your existence.

I'm hyper-aware of suffering and the injustices of the world, so funniness is pretty damn important to me. A sense of humor is the milkshake that summons me to the yard.