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Hangmans_Joke

39 M Aurora, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I? That is a good question, a damn good question, one that many men and women have tried to answer since we crawled out of the primordial muck, looked into the heavens and saw the cold dead stars and screamed, "Why am I here!!!"

I believe that I can be described as somewhat foolish, heroic, warm, loving, charming, rouge-like, helpful, noble, fun-loving, magical, ordinary, serious, childlike, and wishful, a dreamer, a poet, an actor, a fighter and a lover; I am the living paradox of being a silver-tongued devil, as well as a stuttering schoolboy. I’m a rare catch, I am understanding and have full visiting rights with my emotions, but I am also stable and look to the future but live in the present. I like to treat women well and don’t think princess means high maintenance. I think princess is just the first step to being my Queen of hearts. (I am also apparently very cheesy..sigh)

I am something of an anachronism; I still believe that a man should hold open a door for women, and god forbid pull her chair out for her. I feel romance and life should never be ordinary, that it is ok to bringing flowers "just because"

I want my girlfriend to "doubt the stars are fire, never doubt my hearts desire..."

Yet I understand where woman have come from, and I would never want to take away their rights or feelings. It was a long road to suffragette city and a strong man stands by his lady’s’ values and decisions.

I love creative women, in all forms; artists or musicians or actresses, or even a librarian with a wild and creative spirit. I'm looking for that girl, who is a refined lady; someone who understands that manners are not a lost art.

A woman who understands the power of words and deeds, she understands that nothing is trivial and little gestures can take your breath away; A woman who laughs easily and that understands wit and sarcasm and can respond in kind.
My romantic equal/partner will understand the appeal of Halloween and dressing up for the Renaissance fest.

I think she would be wonderful if she appreciates the little things like the fact that when we are out together, no other women exists, I would never do her the dishonor of looking over her shoulder for something better, and she would do the same for me. She will bask in the knowledge that I will know when she changes her hair, I can be a shoulder to cry on, and I will always know how candlelight reflects in her eyes. That it’s ok to spend time in silence with each other or that she can go out and have a girl’s night, I respect her space.

Yet I want a girl who will play video/board games and cry at movies with me, a girl who dreams of finding that other half, some who will slow dance to no music with me and not care what other people say about us. I am looking for a rare and magical person. Who is right for me.

In the end most people are afraid of happiness, and if you’re afraid to make that connection and be happy, keep looking elsewhere. So any old souls and dreamers, I'm looking for you.

“There is no instinct like that of the heart.
~ Lord Byron
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm out to save the world! Sadly I have no super powers, except for my wit and goofy nature.

I am a writer of role-playing games ask me about my game...and gain a cookie or two cool points!

Also have started pistol shooting and I do enjoy it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a dangerous weapon of Comedy and Theatrics! My gift that has been given to me by the divine, is my ability to make people laugh and perform on stage.
All hail Dionysus and Bacchus Gods of Wine and Revelry!
I am also gifted with the ability to talk to strangers and people from all walks of life. I am also good at laughing and having a good time.

The dark side of that is I am also a stubborn person, and I enjoy a challenge and a fight to accomplish the impossible. I will shake the pillars of heaven if must to get things done. I am a hopeless romantic and as such I will tilt windmills with the best of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dress in all black a lot; it’s just something I do. No I am not emo or depressed or in mourning. I just like the color and fits into my dressy way of looking at life.

I talk with my hands a lot, and sometimes slip ASL signs into the conversation.

Am almost always speaking to or at least acknowledging strangers, at the least I can do is smile with some ease at another person, it could make their day that much better. I mean after all, the person you smile at, may be thinking that no one cares about them at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors: The Outsiders, Harry Dresden, Most Shakespeare, The Walking Dead, Things They Carried, Most William Gibson, Interview With A Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned, The Madness of Priests,Anything by Mike Mignola. Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H.G. Wells. Alan Moore so many!

Movies: The Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates I,II, and III, Tombstone, Wanted, Iron Man, Sweeney Todd, Day Watch, Night Watch, Ghostbusters, The 4 Feathers, From Hell, Across the Universe, Big Fish, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, Buckaroo Banzai, Tron, Flash Gordon, Ice Pirates, Hell Boy, Interview with a Vampire, Millers Crossing, Fargo, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Evil Dead I and II, Army of Darkness, Hair, Jesus Christ Superstar, Look if its Geeky I'm in!

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

You might just be a perfect women, if you know where this quote is from...

Music: Everything, I'm sure I can find something I like in all most every Gene of music, I just love music and the way it makes people feel. I am really started to feel the Christmas spirit this year and have been listening to "Its' Christmas Time" from Charlie Brown's christmas, I really enjoy the jazzy instrumental version...recently I was given a rock opera called "Ayreon: The Final Experiment" it is AMAZING!
Dresden Dolls!!! I wanna see them live!

Food: My Mom's Lasagna, Chicken, Steak, I have some food allergies so unless it will kill me, I'm ok with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Creative Freedom!
2.) Halloween!
3.) My Family
4.) Good Wine
5.) My own imagination!
6.) Music and Films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I afraid of food touching?

Is it true that Cannibals say that people taste like pork chops?

Cake or Death?..Cake Please!

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
Dr. Seuss
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still me....

Working some weeks..blah!

Writing.

Reading and enjoying the silence

Star gazing

Battling Evil Nazi Bugs from outer space...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my heart on my sleeve, that I am loyal and warm and loving.
I am really looking for someone worth all the trouble and who thinks I am worth it as well.

That and I am really a Komodo Dragon, the largest of all land lizards! And a filthy liar for deceiving you all!

I hugged Eddie Izzard, its true!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I strike your fancy!
You want to go out and have the time of your life!

**Also, If YOU look at MY profile, just say hello..stop being weird STALKERS and say something the worst thing that can happen is we become friends!** So just drop me a line!

You understand the idea of Steam punk fashion, or at least neo-Victorian! You have heard of role-playing games, Your fun and want to have fun!

That you understand that life no matter how bad, is still life!

You are a cool geeky girl, must love Halloween!