Hangmans_Joke
41 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
This just in, Colorado male, trades in Rocky Mountains for the Rain of Portland! In love with a new city and career! Now to find you!
Have discovered my long lost home, in Portland, and Oregon. Where else can you find mountains and beaches? Ah bliss!

Who am I? That is a good question, a damn good question, one that many men and women have tried to answer since we crawled out of the primordial muck, looked into the heavens and saw the cold dead stars and screamed, "Why am I here!!!"

I believe that I can be described as somewhat foolish, heroic, warm, loving, charming, rouge-like, helpful, noble, fun-loving, magical, ordinary, serious, childlike, and wishful, a dreamer, a poet, an actor, a fighter and a lover; I am the living paradox of being a silver-tongued devil, as well as a stuttering schoolboy. I’m a rare catch, I am understanding and have full visiting rights with my emotions, but I am also stable and look to the future but live in the present. I like to treat women well and don’t think princess means high maintenance.

I am something of an anachronism; I still believe that a man should hold open a door for women, and god forbid pull her chair out for her. I feel romance and life should never be ordinary, that it is ok to bringing flowers "just because"

I want my girlfriend to "doubt the stars are fire, never doubt my hearts desire..."

Yet I understand where woman have come from, and I would never want to take away their rights or feelings. It was a long road to suffragette city and a strong man stands by his lady’s’ values and decisions.

I guess I should point out that while I am a geek of many colors. I am also into social issues, human rights and saving this beautiful earth. If you thinks gays shouldn't be married or have adopted children, move on! In the immortal words of Wil Wheaton, "Don't be a dick." I am a game designer by hobby turned other job. I write and design games.

I am also a classically trained Shakespearean actor and Improv comedian. I hold degrees in Theater and European history, so I can tell you great stores, talk about Star wars and then The Tempest and finish up with tales of the Victorian woman, and never miss a beat at telling a good joke.

I love creative women, in all forms; artists or musicians or actresses, or even a librarian with a wild and creative spirit. I'm looking for that girl, who is a refined lady; someone who understands that manners are not a lost art.

A woman who understands the power of words and deeds, she understands that nothing is trivial and little gestures can take your breath away; A woman who laughs easily and that understands wit and sarcasm and can respond in kind.
My romantic equal/partner will understand the appeal of Halloween and dressing up for the Renaissance fest.

I think she would be wonderful if she appreciates the little things like the fact that when we are out together, no other women exists, I would never do her the dishonor of looking over her shoulder for something better, and she would do the same for me. She will bask in the knowledge that I will know when she changes her hair, I can be a shoulder to cry on, and I will always know how candlelight reflects in her eyes. That it’s ok to spend time in silence with each other or that she can go out and have a girl’s night, I respect her space.

Yet I want a girl who will play video/board games and cry at movies with me, a girl who dreams of finding that other half, some who will slow dance to no music with me and not care what other people say about us. I am looking for a rare and magical person. Who is right for me.

In the end most people are afraid of happiness, and if you’re afraid to make that connection and be happy, keep looking elsewhere. So any old souls and dreamers, I'm looking for you.

“There is no instinct like that of the heart.
~ Lord Byron
What I’m doing with my life
Actually considering a life change, thinking about finishing another degree and going into ASL interpretation.

I am a writer of role-playing games ask me about my game...and gain a cookie or two cool points!
I’m really good at
I am a dangerous weapon of Comedy and Theatrics! My gift that has been given to me by the divine, is my ability to make people laugh and perform on stage.
All hail Dionysus and Bacchus Gods of Wine and Revelry!
I am also gifted with the ability to talk to strangers and people from all walks of life. I am also good at laughing and having a good time.

The dark side of that is I am also a stubborn person, and I enjoy a challenge and a fight to accomplish the impossible. I will shake the pillars of heaven if must to get things done. I am a hopeless romantic and as such I will tilt windmills with the best of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk with my hands a lot, and sometimes slip ASL signs into the conversation.

Am almost always speaking to or at least acknowledging strangers, at the least I can do is smile with some ease at another person, it could make their day that much better. I mean after all, the person you smile at, may be thinking that no one cares about them at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: The Outsiders, Harry Dresden, Most Shakespeare, The Walking Dead, Things They Carried, Most William Gibson, Interview With A Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned, The Madness of Priests,Anything by Mike Mignola. Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H.G. Wells. Alan Moore so many!

Movies: The Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Blade Runner, The Thing, They Live, What We Do In The Shadows, Mad Max: Fury Road, Chappie, Three Musketeers, Pirates I,II, and III, Tombstone, Wanted, Iron Man, Sweeney Todd, Day Watch, Night Watch, Ghostbusters, The 4 Feathers, From Hell, Across the Universe, Big Fish, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, Buckaroo Banzai, Tron, Flash Gordon, Ice Pirates, Hell Boy, Interview with a Vampire, Millers Crossing, Fargo, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Evil Dead I and II, Army of Darkness, Hair, Jesus Christ Superstar, Look if its Geeky I'm in!

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

You might just be a perfect women, if you know where this quote is from...

Music: Everything, I'm sure I can find something I like in all most every Gene of music, I just love music and the way it makes people feel.
Dresden Dolls!!! I wanna see them live! Florence and the Machine, Foo Fighters, Tori Amos, Amanda Palmer, Abney Park, Three For Silver. Sammus saw her live, was POWERFUL!

Last Concerts seen: Sammus, Florence and the Machine, The Double Clicks.

Food: My Mom's Lasagna, Chicken, Steak, I have some food allergies so unless it will kill me, I'm ok with it.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Creative Freedom!
2.) Halloween!
3.) My Family
4.) Good Wine
5.) My own imagination!
6.) Music and Films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I afraid of food touching?

Is it true that Cannibals say that people taste like pork chops?

Cake or Death?..Cake Please!

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
Dr. Seuss
On a typical Friday night I am
still me....

Working some weeks..blah!

Writing.

Reading and enjoying the silence

Star gazing

Battling Evil Nazi Bugs from outer space...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear my heart on my sleeve, that I am loyal and warm and loving.
I am really looking for someone worth all the trouble and who thinks I am worth it as well.

I hugged Eddie Izzard, its true!
You should message me if
I strike your fancy!
You want to go out and have the time of your life!

**Also, If YOU look at MY profile, just say hello..stop being weird STALKERS and say something the worst thing that can happen is we become friends!** So just drop me a line!

You understand the idea of Steam punk fashion, or at least neo-Victorian! You have heard of role-playing games, Your fun and want to have fun!

That you understand that life no matter how bad, is still life!

You are a cool geeky girl, must love Halloween!
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