When I speak English no one can guess where I am from.... when I speak French, sometimes the French can guess where I am from (I'm not French though).... when I speak German, the Germans think that I am French... and let's not get started with my Chinese.
Probably a good thing that I'm not a spy then.
Currently living and working in Ho Chi Minh city for a newish job for an Australian company, so I was living down under for a few years before coming here.
Lastly.... I don't have a criminal record... well, as long as I don't go back to Colombia.