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HankSpatchula

48 M Hiram, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've been on here so long they hired me. That might be a bad sign. lol
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
I think my favorite sound in the world is the sound of running water. Showers, streams and waterfalls in particular.
I would like to stay with girls my age. I am officially old now. My youngest turned 21. Nice guy when I want to be. (Said with a sideways look.) Traveled the world with the Navy. Spontaneity be me. I like dogs. I love the fall the most. (The time of the year fall, not falling down and looking stupid fall) Coffee should always have creamer in it. Chivalry is not dead. Lived over 30 years in South Florida. And I'm done answering questions.
I think you know TOO much about me now. Almost 2 thousand... that's crazy. I should get a life, or a secretary or one of those butterscotch krimpets and a big glass of strawberry milk. ( Your never too old to enjoy your childhood )
I do not have a type. Any color hair. Not too big or too small. You must know how to laugh. A little sass never hurt anyone. A good person is what I'm looking for. I'm not bailing anyone's butt out of jail.
I absolutely cannot stand commercials unless they have some comedic value about them. TV or radio.
I believe we both need to feel the mutual attraction.
I am very honest with others and with myself. I am an awesome person and I have met lots of the wonderful ladies on this site. The fact that we are still here looking for love shows me this. We all have issues. Question is, can you live with mine and vise versa? (Hint: mine are pretty few)
Beliefs: I have no problem believing our creator put us on this earth to develop and evolve. And no, we are not alone.
What would I wish for with 3 wishes?
1. Money, lots of it.
2. Great hair.
3. Don't know yet. Maybe increased knowledge. Maybe super powers. Maybe the body of a god. I'd ask questions as to my options I guess.
Maybe I'd just stay who and what I am. But I'm taking the money. Duh. Maybe the Jedi mind trick. Might come in handy for this dating site thing.
I may not be rich but I am financially stable and responsible with my money. You need to be also. :)
What I’m doing with my life
My parents used to ask me that all the time. "What are you doing with your life?" I'm an electronics technician and I build big, beautiful airplanes. Riding my motorcycle through these cool roads up here in Georgia. Spending way too much time on this site looking for a girlfriend.

Singing songs.
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough
You didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
(I thought this was Sting for the longest)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm a pretty good cook. I'm also good at answering thousands of freakin questions obviously, and most folks tell me I'm a good dad as well. Plus I'm a pretty fart smeller, I mean smart feller. Hehe.
I'm not an actual Doctor but I play one on occasion. :)
One other thing comes to mind but I'm not saying it here...no wait, two, NO THREE!!! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm happy and singing something usually, and I'm quick with a hello to whomever. Or the thin hair thingy. Maybe my pretty blue eyes. Maybe my huge, fat ass. (Not really, it's pretty small) Depends on the situation or the person I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read everything and I like most movies, music and love to try different foods. I'll eat just about anything. But no peas.
I know the words to every song, ever.
I like Syfy. Star Wars and Star Trek. I'll watch and enjoy a good chick flick but do not tell my friends that. I have an image to protect. I actually meet Tom Clancy once and he autographed a book to me. Tall fella. We will miss him. :(
The six things I could never do without
My Boys, my Family, my puppy, Jesus, girls in tight jeans and a hat, Coffee(with creamer), Love, Pie, SEX, A great nights sleep, Money, desserts (Oh I love Cherry cheese cake and key lime pie) , old cars, humor (Especially sarcastic humor) , some cool jams, my hot showers, food, computer down loads, good conversations, motorcycles, more coffee, is that six yet? I am an American. I want it all and I want it now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How every girl on this site should have at least one full body picture available and that the Alan Jackson song "Real World" should be the theme song here.
How cool it would be if someone cute, funny and close by should fall in love with me so I can get off this site.
All my many blessings. Jesus really loves me.
I'm 48 now. Can I finally have my mid life crisis and get my sports car?
The amazing odds that the girl I want will be close to me, not smoke, want me also. Not to mention be available while I am, and be on this site. It's like hitting the lottery.
Oh yeah and what I'm going to have for dinner.
Or that I should not be listening to "Du Hast" while searching for a girlfriend.
Why can't we pay off the national debt? Seriously!
How come this site does not have a radio station playing love songs while we surf for our life partners?
Relationships are not 50/50, they are 100/100. I want a girlfriend who also wants me.
Remember, love or lust at first sight can just happen. A friendship takes time.
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking through the dollar store with only 90 cents on me.
I changed my mind. I do want a sugar momma. Someone with a great butt and a red Ferrari. lol
I would never marry anyone I did not live with for a while first.
It is a shame when I meet someone that I like and it does not work out for us. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually not very busy. Hint, hint ladies.
Somebody should take me out and show me a good time.
Pizza with my boys and maybe a man movie.
Possibly a date, God forbid. ( Those are scary )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No I do not hunt, camp (Actually I have camped and liked it) or eat liver. Got that? No damn liver. I do not care if it is calf's liver. That is nasty.
I've been divorced for more then 10 years, so I'm over it.
My favorite word is "Moist" I love the way it just rolls off the lips.
I do not mind sassy. I do not like mean.
Cup cakes are cool.
Cooking shows make me so hungry.
Yes, I do bite.
If you want to catch me immediately, learn to sing like Amy from Evanescence.
Some of us were playing "Shades of Grey" a long time ago,
so who needs a spanking? :)
Sometimes it is fun to think with the little one. :)
Sometimes I feel like the song "Creep"
Obviously, I am willing to admit a lot. Maybe too much. I should shut up a bit more.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 41–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-Whatever you do, DO NOT message me.
(Reverse psychology, hehe)
-Your cute, funny, intelligent and not looking for a sugar daddy or a quick lay. I am actually looking for a girlfriend who is not too busy for me.
-You need also be geographically attractive.
-You are in a good place in your life and are ready for a relationship or are the worlds greatest booty call. lol
-Oh yeah and if your mega rich you have my permission to message me. Whoever said "money cannot buy happiness" was completely wrong. :)
-Side note: Angelina, if things do not work out between you and Brad... call me. :)