Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find it necessary to feed my hungry brain.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
I think my favorite sound in the world is the sound of running
water. Showers, streams and waterfalls in particular.
I would like to stay with girls my age. I am officially old now. My
youngest turned 23. Nice guy when I want to be. (Said with a
sideways look.) I have very good manners. Traveled the world with
the Navy. Spontaneity be me. I like dogs. I love the fall the most.
(The time of the year fall, not falling down and looking stupid
fall) Coffee should always have creamer in it. Chivalry is not
dead. Lived over 30 years in South Florida. And I'm done answering
I think you know TOO much about me now. Almost 2 thousand... that's
crazy. I should get a life, or a secretary or one of those
butterscotch krimpets and a big glass of strawberry milk. ( You are
never too old to enjoy your childhood )
I do not have a type. Any color hair. Not too big or too small. You
must know how to laugh. A little sass never hurt anyone. A good
person is what I'm looking for. I'm not bailing anyone's butt out
I do not text and prefer to meet in person. Phone calls are okay
sometimes. I want to chat for a little while and then meet
I absolutely cannot stand commercials unless they have some comedic
value about them. TV or radio.
I believe we both need to feel the mutual attraction.
I am very honest with others and with myself. I am an awesome
person and I have met lots of wonderful ladies on this site. The
fact that we are still here looking for love shows me this. We all
have issues. Question is, can you live with mine and vise versa?
(Hint: mine are pretty few)
Beliefs: I have no problem believing our creator put us on this
earth to develop and evolve. And no, we are not alone.
What would I wish for with 3 wishes?
1. Money, lots of it.
2. Great hair.
3. Don't know yet. Maybe increased knowledge. Maybe super powers.
Maybe the body of a god. I'd ask questions as to my options I
Maybe I'd just stay who and what I am. But I'm taking the money.
Duh. Maybe the Jedi mind trick. Might come in handy for this dating
I may not be rich but I am financially stable and responsible with
my money. You need to be also. :)
And remember: When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS
abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My parents used to ask me that all the time. "What are you doing
with your life?" I'm an electronics technician and I build big,
beautiful airplanes. Riding my motorcycle through these cool roads
up here in Georgia. Spending way too much time on this site looking
for a girlfriend.
Two young people without a thing
Say some vows and spread their wings
Settle down with just what they need
Livin' on love
She don't care 'bout what's in style
She just likes the way he smiles
It takes more than marble and tile
Livin' on love
Livin' on love, buyin' on time
Without somebody nothing ain't worth a dime
Just like an old fashion story book rhyme
Livin' on love
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm a pretty good cook. I'm also good at
answering thousands of freakin questions obviously, and most folks
tell me I'm a good dad as well. Plus I'm a pretty fart smeller, I
mean smart feller. Hehe.
I'm not an actual Doctor but I play one on occasion. :)
One other thing comes to mind but I'm not saying it here...no wait,
two, NO THREE!!! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm happy and singing something usually, and I'm quick with a hello
to whomever. Or the thin hair thingy. Maybe my pretty blue eyes.
Maybe my huge, fat ass. (Not really, it's pretty small but cute I
hear) Depends on the situation or the person I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've read everything and I like most movies, music and love to try
different foods. I'll eat just about anything, but no peas.
I know the words to every song, ever.
I like Syfy. Star Wars and Star Trek. I'll watch and enjoy a good
chick flick but do not tell my friends that. I have an image to
protect. I actually meet Tom Clancy once and he autographed a book
to me. Tall fella. We will miss him. :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Boys, my Family, my puppy, Jesus, girls in tight jeans and a
hat, Coffee (with creamer), Love, Pie, SEX, A great nights sleep,
Money, desserts (Oh I love Cherry cheese cake and key lime pie) ,
old cars, humor (Especially sarcastic humor) , some cool jams, my
hot showers, food, computer down loads, good conversations,
motorcycles, more coffee, is that six yet? I am an American. I want
it all and I want it now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I REALLY do not want to be on this site anymore. Let's meet and
get things rolling already.
How every girl on this site should have at least one full body
picture available and that the Alan Jackson song "Real World"
should be the theme song here.
How cool it would be if someone cute, funny and close by should
fall in love with me so I can get off this site.
All my many blessings. Jesus really loves me.
Okay, I did it. I have my sports car now. Mid life crisis is in
The amazing odds that the girl I want will be close to me, not
smoke, want me also. Not to mention be available while I am, and be
on this site. It's like hitting the lottery.
Oh yeah and what I'm going to have for dinner.
Or that I should not be listening to "Du Hast" while searching for
That people in "open" relationships interest me.
Why can't we pay off the national debt? Seriously!
How come this site does not have a radio station playing love songs
while we surf for our life partners?
Relationships are not 50/50, they are 100/100. I want a girlfriend
who also wants me.
Remember, love or lust at first sight can just happen. A friendship
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking through the dollar store with
only 90 cents on me.
I changed my mind. I do want a sugar momma. Someone with a great
butt a red Ferrari and blueberry muffins and BBQ. lol
I would never marry anyone I did not live with for a while
It is a shame when I meet someone that I like and it does not work
out for us. :(
How much of what I'm saying you think is BS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually not very busy. Hint, hint ladies.
Somebody should take me out and show me a good time.
Pizza with my boys and maybe a man movie.
Possibly a date, God forbid. ( Those are scary )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No I do not hunt, camp (Actually I have camped and liked it) or eat
liver. Got that? No damn liver. I do not care if it is calf's
liver. That is nasty.
I've been divorced for more then 15 years, so I'm over it.
My favorite word is "Moist" I love the way it just rolls off the
I do not mind sassy. I do not like mean.
Cup cakes are cool.
Cooking shows make me so hungry.
Yes, I do bite.
If you want to catch me immediately, learn to sing like Amy from
Some of us were playing "Shades of Grey" a long time ago,
so who needs a spanking? :)
Sometimes it is fun to think with the little one. :)
Sometimes I feel like the song "Creep"
Obviously, I am willing to admit a lot. Maybe too much. I should
shut up a bit more.
On more then one occasion, I have been completely in love with the
hottest girl in the trailer park.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Whatever you do, DO NOT message me.
(Reverse psychology, hehe)
-Your cute, funny, intelligent and not looking for a sugar daddy or
a quick lay. (Although, I love the term "Booty Call.") I am
actually looking for a girlfriend who is not too busy for me.
-You need also be geographically attractive.
-You are in a good place in your life and are ready for a
-Oh yeah and if your mega rich you have my permission to message
me. Whoever said "money cannot buy happiness" was completely wrong.
You need money to buy chocolate and coffee. :)
-Side note: Angelina, if things do not work out between you and
Brad... call me. :)
Let me know if this was too much.
Let me know if I am asking too much.
I cannot believe you read this much. What else can I get you to do?
Naked Yoga anyone?
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