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29 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Okay), French (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I make bitchin' mix tapes.
What I’m doing with my life
I run a company that helps kids afford college. I'm also trying to teach myself sign language.
I’m really good at
I volunteer as an EMT, I'm a trained masseur, I speak french fairly well (I used to live in Belgium when I was a kid), I write, I cook, and I can probably fix your car or computer.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I have a very distinctive walk. I've been told I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book ever: The Little Prince, followed closely by Flowers for Algernon, The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anything by Roald Dahl, Malcolm Gladwell, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Seuss, or Hunter Thompson.

Favorite movie: The Princess Bride, though I have a weakness for Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Casablanca.

Favorite music: I love Outkast, Prince, The National, The Beatles, David Bowie, and the Temptations. There's more, but those are the big ones at the moment.

Food: Chinese is on top at the moment, but it's hard to say no to a great steak and a glass of red wine.
The six things I could never do without
I never go anywhere without a pen. I write all the time.
Beyond that:
1) Garlic
2) Chocolate
3) Butter
4) Red Wine
5) Bacon
6) Steak
-- Also sex. Clearly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to build stuff, like how to make corduroy pants that collect and generate electricity as you walk so you can charge your phone in your pocket.

I also like to wonder why places have funny names.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the movies, at a play, or wandering around until I find something that catches my eye.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep a tape recorder by the bed so I can ramble out my dreams before I lose them when I wake up. It's the first thing I do in the mornings.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you agree that no Super Bowl performer will ever be as good as Prince. He made a guitar disappear in front of 100 million people. Nobody tops that.

Beyond that, I'm looking for someone smart, independent, and with great stories to share.