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MyStripperNameIs

30 Durham, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mostly just trying this out. Many of you have terrible grammar.

"Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love"
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"He was the Thomas Edison of handing a man his own ass"
- Achewood, The Great Outdoor Fight
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I invent things. All kinds of things. Some of them even work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plotting. Scheming. Mischief. Occasional tomfoolery. Also fixing things and cooking with cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are really blue, especially when I laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book ever: The Little Prince, followed closely by Flowers for Algernon, The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anything by Roald Dahl, Malcolm Gladwell, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Seuss, or Hunter Thompson.

Favorite movie: The Princess Bride, though I have a weakness for Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, The Dirty Dozen, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Casablanca.

Favorite music: I love Outkast, Prince, The National, The Beatles, David Bowie, and the Temptations. There's more, but those are the big ones at the moment.

Food: Chinese is on top at the moment, but it's hard to say no to a great steak and a glass of red wine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I never go anywhere without a pen. I write all the time.

Beyond that:
1) Garlic
2) Chocolate
3) Butter
4) Red Wine
5) Bacon
6) Steak
-- Also sex. And books. Clearly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to build stuff, like how to make corduroy pants that collect and generate electricity as you walk so you can charge your phone in your pocket.

I also like to wonder why places have funny names.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies, at a play, or wandering around until I find something that catches my eye.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep a tape recorder by the bed so I can ramble out my dreams before I lose them when I wake up. It's the first thing I do in the mornings.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you agree that no Super Bowl performer will ever be as good as Prince. He made a guitar disappear in front of 100 million people. Nobody tops that.