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Hans_Olo

38 Warsaw, Poland Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Polish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fatbeard, as nerdy as nerd can be. In a stable relationship with my Playstation, DSLR and a microwave oven. Sometimes little neurotic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Simultaneously wasting and enjoying it. I'm spending most time on my hobbies (which I'm probably too old for).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping, eating, procrastinating.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends (I'm cheating and counting them as one entry), blankets, little toy soldiers, martini rosso, spicy food, books and movies (I'm cheating again!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's our future as a species? What would Batman do? Did I locked the door leaving for work? When there will be domesticated Red Pandas?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer and watching some bad sf movie with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I liked Voyager more than DS9
You should message me if
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"Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"

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