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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 24
Queer, Gay, Sapiosexual
Pacific Islander, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I work hard and I play hard. I love dogs, but don't yet have one to call my own. I manage a kitchen on Capitol Hill, but I don't like being called Chef. Vitamin D is the only God I worship. I won't disagree with you right away, but I'll find ways to prove I'm right over time. I feel like I should live in Spain despite never having been there. I'll try most anything once and most everything thing three times.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm practicing my inadvertent Cheffing at a pretty sweet beer bar on Capitol Hill. Although that consumes a lot of my time and energy I do my best to have a life outside of work. In that loverly land called Free Time I lounge in the sun with a book and music, float around in a local lake, find a camping spot to build a fire, try new (to me) dive bars and posh restaurants, try to make good food out of what I little rations I have sitting in my kitchen or just drink.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Opening #10 cans with a shitty household can opener. Reading out loud. Sleeping in. Laughing. Making breakfast burritos/sandwiches. Making rice. In a rice cooker. Owning up to being wrong. Being inappropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I hear tell it's my smile. Which, I mean, after 6 years of braces I would hope people notice how great my smile is. Or just as often when my hair is short, the tattoo on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: SkippyJon Jones, Voyage of the Basset, A Wrinkle in Time, House of Leaves, A Space Odyssey Series, Hannibal, Why the Caged Bird Sings
Movies: Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, The Color Purple, Emperors New Groove, Tideland
Food: Thai, Pho, Rice, Fried Eggs, Chicken Casserole
Music: Adele, Mika, Scissor Sisters, Regina Spektor, Reggie and the Full Effect, Tracy Chapman, Queen, Prince, Gretchen Parlato, Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, Little Dragon, Haim, Jill Scott, Esperanza Spalding, Nico Vega, Ja Rule, The Rolling Stones, Disclosure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. Time. Work. Did I put in that bread order? Where does he buy his tiny man clothes? What should I be doing right now? Where the fuck did I put that thing? Why is my weed in the fridge?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere. Depends on the plans. Dancing, a house party, home doing laundry, working till 1am. Hopefully not the latter. That would be a shitty day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm real shy. No one believes me, but it's the truth.
You should message me if
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I respond well to flattery.