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HaplessAwesome

28 M Ardmore, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I believe I can make you smile before the end of this profile.

I'm a vaguely comedic, always awesome, sometimes sagacious screwball with an attitude. I'm equally at home at a formal dinner party in a nice suit, or in blue jeans and a T-shirt knocking back a beer with friends.

I've edited websites for a living, and now I'm an adjunct professor and freelance writer. I'm a martial artist on the side, and a wannabe novelist taking on his first big project.

And now I'm here, hoping to meet new people and have some fun in the process. Maybe I'm the guy you're looking for? Or maybe I'm just someone that's good to know. Lets find out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kicking the crap out of the novel I'm working on; working, dreaming, and fighting for justice in my classroom. I'm working on my cooking skills, and living in a new apartment in Ardmore with my awesome roommate. I'm doing a lot, now that I think about it.

Oh, and I'm having a stare-down with the devil. I punch him in the dick when he blinks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading at graduate speed (a strange, hybrid pace,) and writing fiction.

Listening. You'd be surprised at how few people actually listen to each other nowadays.

I can cook like nobody's business. Got any good recipes I can try?

Incredibly geeky things. Ask if you want details. I love sharing my hobbies with people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"His voice sounds like a southern drawl mixed with a northern lilt."

I've got a father from Philly, a mother from Louisiana, and I defeated a stuttering problem when I was a squirt. The combination has made my voice fairly distinctive. It's kind of cool, actually. People say I'd be great as a voice actor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You can skip this whole section so long as you know two things: 1. I support the John Waters rule on books, and you should too. 2. http://failblog.cheezburger.com/share/56282881

Also: I love so many movies, books, and TV shows that it wouldn't fit on this section without taking up two pages, so this is just my attempt at a short short-list.

Favorite Books: The Dark Tower series (By Stephen King). The Discworld Series (By Terry Pratchett). The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (By Junot Diaz). Gone Away World (By Nick Harkaway). A Farewell to Arms (Hemmingway). Player Piano (by Kurt Vonnegut). Dune (Frank Herbert)

Favorite Movies: Hot Fuzz. Diggstown. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. The Avengers. Michael Clayton. The Evil Dead Trilogy. Star Wars Original Trilogy. A Roman Holiday. Arsenic and Old Lace. The Princess Bride. Silver Linings Playbook. His Girl Friday.

Favorite Shows: Chuck. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Arrow. Castle. Life. Gurren Lagann. Attack on Titan. Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple. Revenge. Parks & Recreation. Breaking Bad. Doctor Who. Firefly. Psych. True Detective.

Music: ACDC, Iron Maiden, Warren Zevon, The Rolling Stones, The Allman Brothers Band, I Fight Dragons, The Protomen, The Megas. No More Kings.

Video Games (This deserves a category): X-Com Enemy Unknown, Live-A-Live, FTL, Mega Man 2, Deus Ex, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Etrian Odyssey III.

Food: It is easier to list exceptions to the food I like. I haven't had much in the way of Indian cuisine that suits me, and I have a significant number of impolite phrases regarding the iniquity of cooked spinach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop has every story I’ve ever written. My books are precious to me, as is my kindle. (It’s a portable library!) I have my dice, and my flipping sweet brain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Novel. I'm 115 pages in.

Gender politics, martial arts, and the weird place that society has put us in.

What I'll do when I finish my novel.

Horrendous jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying Kung Fu, or taking the night off to hit the town with the gang.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a regular contributor at www.geekinitiative.com - find me under "KungFuDave".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're in the mood to hang out, and think I might be interesting.

Also: if you're assertive and confident, stop on by! It's attractive as hell.