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Happy_smiles4u_

40 M Pueblo, CO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi I'm Dwain, if you like our picture message one of us. She is my sexy little girl. We want a unicorn. I guess a little about me. I am a fun, creative, caring man. I am dominate in the bedroom. I am easy going. I try to always be realistically optimistic. I am curios about the mysteries of the universe. I do seek a deeper meaning and purpose even if there isn't one.
I'm looking for a sister to play with me and my little girl (MaleficentMe). So I guess I'm unicorn hunting. Are you lucky enough to be her? Check out our profiles and send us a message. :)
Cheers, Dwain
What I’m doing with my life
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Searching for purpose and meaning in this mixed up world. Seeking a little sister for me and my little girl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you happy. See did I just make you smile? Or at least laugh at me. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, eyes or my style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. I like comic books and tattoo magazines. I read books people recommend. I love Modest Mouse, Joy Division, Puscifer, Rob Zombie, Pigface, Black Flag, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, the Kills, Johny Cash, Willie Nelson, Ministry, Beastie Boys, Tricky, the Black Keys, but really all kinds of music classical to rap to hard core.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, All the obvious (Food, Air, Etc.), Music, Love (Ya I went there), Strangers (Because they never cease to amaze, terrify, and entertain me. They also can become friends and lovers.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to conquer the world.
Really mostly I ponder the mysteries of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have boundary issues so I am often to much information guy.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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I strike your fancy.
You think you deserve to share in the sexy that me and my girl have going on.
If you think we could be friends.