A real life Psychonaut
The Dora the Explorer of abandoned buildings and forestry
Soon-to-be author
More bubbly than any man should ever be
Laugh of a maniacal scientist
My mouth is composed of that of a scientist and of a sailor.
I nerd out constantly, and am proud of it
Been to every state on the contenential US, with plans to walk coast to coast
Handyman, who can also sew/knit/cook/clean properly
If I don't use it, I donate it
Window shopping thrift stores makes my day
I don't take anything, especially myself, seriously
I'm a pansexual sapiosexual. Much more attracted to the brain than the body.
Most underqualified (by formal standards) chemist in the nation

I'm a chemist whom donates spare time working in soup kitchens and roadside cleaning. I grow my hair out with the purpose of donating it, and use my vacation days to party my ass off at music festvals.

When I'm not doing any of this crap, I'm working on my novel that I get writers' block every time I have to come up with a new name, playin' vidya games, reading, or exploring the awesome abandoned buildings/"haunted" places I come across.

I also try to fit in 15 minutes of "Brain Training" daily via Lumosity.com

I think it would be more interesting to name what I'm awful at instead.

I can't make up a name for the life of me. It took me 9 months to come up with a cast of names for my novel, and I still hadn't come up with a name for the novel itself.

I have just as bad, if not worse than the handwriting of the typical doctor. On that note, I also can't color in-between the lines nor draw simple stick figures without botching it up somehow.

I can't grocery shop for shit. I'll spend 90 minutes in a grocery store and buy $30 worth of food. To make matters worse, I can't ever decide what I want to eat either, so when I dine out, I tend to piss off waitresses when I tell them I'm too stupid to figure out what food is. Sometimes, I'll get my shit together though and ask her which of the two things I'm stuck on would she rather eat at that particular establishment.

"you look like a young Walter White/guy from Deal or no Deal/blah blah blah commercial guy."

If they look past physical appearance, they'll either notice I move to the beat of my own drum or that my methods of doing what I do aren't "right" but still garner extraordinary results. I don't even tie my shoes like anybody else.

You might notice that I intentionally used the worst photo I could find (if we met) as I would prefer another sapiosexual.

Books - 1984, Animal Farm, Amusing Ourselves to Death, any book Psychology related. Battle Royale, any literature by David Thorne, R.L. Stine (especially his Game Books he did for Goosebumps!)

Movies - Fight Club (or so unique!) Pulp Fiction, Donnie Brasco, Reservoir Dogs, Marley and Me, The Brave Little Toaster. In addition, I highly enjoy any intentionally shitty movies such as The FP. No, Transformers 2 doesn't fit here because that movie was made to be good, but they made the terrible decision of letting Micheal Bay direct and he only cares about explosions, not the glaring plot holes or script errors that plagued that movie.

Shows - The only show I would actually turn on a Television to watch is Breaking Bad. With that said, I don't have cable. Parks and Rec, Invader Zim, Southpark, And Workaholics are all worthwhile to rot my brain to though.

Music - I listen to a lot of alternative/alternative rock, electronica, trip hop, rock/hard rock/classic rock, classical. To name a few bands/groups I frequent - Tool, Shpongle, Zero 7, Bittersweet, MGMT, Kid Cudi, Garbage, Flourence& the machine, Modest Mouse, Air, The Cardigans, Emiliana Torrini. I listen to music more than what is probably healthy. This doesn't mean I limit myself to just the types I listed, there's lots of metal, rap, and country I enjoy as well. Those, I'm just a little more choosey.

Food? I'll pass on seafood, I'll eat just about anything else.

I don't believe in material value in the sense of necessity. Also, I wouldn't call people I value "things".

What the fuck should I name character X in my novel? Should I change the name to character Y to be more fitting to his character, and possibly include foreshadowing into it?

The Golden Number, how common it's found throughout nature, and the bridge that it shares to potential past civilizations that are currently "undiscovered".

The human Ego, how fagile it really is, measuring and re-measuring the pro's and con's of various sizes of ego's, and how to control how large/small or existent it is in myself.

The ripple effect and how to make others more consciously aware using it.

Advertisements and its' affects/non-apparent uses. For example, the average person in America (according to math used by the Nielson records and Scientific sleep patterns) the average person watches or listens a full minute of Advertisement for every seven and a half waking minutes. This is television and radio alone, and not excluding time spent st work. With newspaper, magazine, billboard, and other advertising methods, it's a much more sickening figure.

What's currently bogging down my thoughts the most however is how to miminalize costs on my coast-to-coast walk without risking starvation, dehydration, or death in general. Not that I'm afraid to die, I'm just attempting to make the trip with the bare miminum and rely on society as little as I can handle throughout my adventure. Also, how to conduit this adventure towards the benefit of a particular charity.

My thoughts aren't limited to these things, but rather examples. Another (smaller) example is what it would be like to freeze to death while suffering severe chemical burns, or vise versa. These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

Almost nobody has a typical night. If you answered this question "my fridays are not typical" or some variation of with no elaboration, you should probably reconsider your strategy.

With that said , I have a typical friday night. Either I go out to a concert/festival, volunteer my time, or work. For the last 6 months, it's been work. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy, except the part where I play with explosives all day that could wipe at least a thousand or so lives off the face of the planet, and I've never needed more than my own thoughts for entertainment.

I was expelled from pre-school because I told our teacher/babysitter to "fuck off" when asked to pick up toys I didn't play with, after telling her I didn't have any interest in toy in the first place and "I'm not their maid".

This isn't the most private, but the most private is such a long story I doubt anybody would read it.

If you want a partner to go to killer concerts or festivals.

The idea of frolicking in a forest sounds like a good time.

You want to learn something new, or care to teach me something new.

You wish to explore forbidden places, and potentially get shot at.

You want to break bad with me.

You got some crazy shit or idea that you insist I must try.

You would like to learn the secrets of Using the other 90% of your brain, or would like to learn how to drop your ego.

You want to bake, knit/sew, or go shopping together.

You hate me and what I am, and want to tell me. You'll feel better.

If you are Aubrey Plaza, or a real life Daria, message me immediately.