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26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am verbose.
I'm also a comedian, a nerd, and a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a comedian and right now I am focusing on some podcasts that I run. One of my shows is actually kind of taking off. I now have guests who are sort of famous... if you are a nerd.

I am also currently play testing a role playing system that I created. It's ok, you can feel embarrassed for me.

I dream of playing The Joker in a DC video game or animated movie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. That might come off as a little arrogant, but now I have a little diploma to prove it. So there.

Playing pretend.
Making cocktails.
Coming up with silly voices on the fly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall and skinny.
I am funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. In no particular order here are other good TV shows:

Louie, 30 Rock, Archer, Arrested Development, Bored to Death, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Coupling, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spectacular Spider-Man, The Looney Tunes Show (yes that means the new one), Parks and Rec, Sherlock, Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated, Young Justice, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Planet Earth, Life


Anything by Terry Pratchett, the works of Kurt Vonnegut, the works of Mark Twain, anything by David Sedairs, The short stories/children's books/comics of Neil Gaiman, Wigfeild, Ant Farm, Freerange Chickens, Naked Pictures of Famous People, America (the book), Earth (the book), I am America and so Can You, anything by Machiavelli especially The Discourses, some stories by HP Lovecraft, anything by Sarah Vowell.


Radical Face, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Wax Tailor, The Protomen, Queen, Kimya Dawson, Cars Can Be Blue, Electric Six, The Shins, Paul Simon with or without Garfunkle, Neutral Milk Hotel, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, The Seatbelts. And many more.


Star Wars, Stranger than Fiction, Thank You For Smoking, most superhero films, Life is Beautiful, Anything by Wes Anderson, Groundhog Day, Hot Fuzz, Indiana Jones, The Trip, Little Miss Sunshine, Tropic Thunder, Beasts of the Southern Wild

Welcome to Night Vale, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Nerdette, War Rocket Ajax, Improv4Humans


Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, Super Smash Bros., Halo, Dragon Age, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Mine Craft, Skyrim, Team Fortress, Earth Defemse Force 2017, Lego Batman 2, Dwarf Fortress

Pandemic, Settlers of Catan, Red Dragon Inn, D&D, Shadowrun, Call of Cthulhu, Feng Shui, Werewolf (also called Mafia), Gloom, Magic: The Gathering


I love to try new foods. I believe sharing cuisine is one of the keys to world peace. It is much eaiser to be accpting of people once you realize we all love delicious food.

For drinks I am picky about beer I like mostly microbrew, I prefer hard cider to beer, and I really like culinary cocktails. My favorite liquors are chartreuse and absinthe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best bro for life: Kat, my family, comedy, super heroes, my laptop, games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Superheroes, feminism, sitcoms, comic books, narrative structure, jokes, cocktails.

Peter Parker
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, rehersing, or doing emergency rewrites for my live talkshow, "Sorry We're Late."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read and once wrote Harry Potter fanfiction. That is the tip of a massive iceberg.

I told myself I would not log in to OKC on Valentine's Day AND DID.

I put off watching the episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Ben got married for three days because I wanted everything to be PERFECT. I also cried because it was so beautiful... SHUT UP. You are the sissy!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like to have long and seriously intellectual conversations about pointless, childish things.
-You play tabletop role playing games
-You read comics
-You like to drink fancy cocktails
-You liked any of my stupid jokes.

Also: Please don't contact me if you are an MRA who wants to fight? I should not have to say that, BUT HERE WE ARE.