Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm smart, friendly, secure and kind, and I tend to come across as
very softspoken. I have a slightly evil sense of humour, but
I have my own business because I generally don't like bosses. I
don't follow celebrity culture, sports, or most media. If I'm
playing (or teaching) sports, it's non-competitively.
My hobbies are caving and beekeeping, to keep me busy during my
ridiculously long vacations every summer. I like to read but can't
often find the time. I troll the internet for info on weird things.
I love my internet. No social media though.
Learned French once, for a job. Still use it a bit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running a small business and beekeeping. I LOVE my work, helping
kids and families. I'm in the process of expanding the bee thing.
Bought a pick-up and a farm, looking for a dog and shotgun to
complete the image....
I've also been running every day, (except a few months over the
winter) and working out, partly to increase my chances of getting
out of (and sometimes into) caves. Don't think I'm super fit
though-- it's a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Understanding why people do what they do, meeting challenges (which
I sometimes look for), and growing peculiar plants.
Following through on something, once I've decided to do it. So far
Apparently beekeeping. I didn't kill them all this year.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. I'm kind of tall? I have Einsteinian hair? You'll
have to tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watership Down, Clan of the Cave Bear, Ishmael,
Films: The Empire Strikes Back, The Fountain, Winter's Bone. Not so
much the standard Hollywood fare. Or anything with Clooney in it. I
don't get it. Why does anyone like that guy?
Shows: Dexter, Married With Children, Continuum. Yes, I'm a
Music: I like a bit of anything, but not much in jazz/blues and no
modern "classical" cacophonies.
Food: If it's not an identifiable animal part, it's good. Actually,
some animal parts too. Not a sushi fan, but I bet it would be good
if it were microwaved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Face time with people I care about
Internet (I need to know everything)
Nature far from right angles and concrete
The ability to count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How human nature shapes cultures and social problems; how evolution
ties into these.
What on earth do my bees think they're doing?
Work. Not a bad thing: I love my work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've recently tried an online dating site. But don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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You're secure, smart, not too religious, and know what's really
important in life, and want the same from someone.
Quirky is great, as long as you have a grip on reality.
Who are you looking for?
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