clever, satirical, and bright
My self-summary Propose an edit
I am a funny, loving, caring, (brutally) honest, stable, and fairly
good-looking guy. I'm spontaneous and I love doing things on the
spur-of-the-moment (when possible).
I've got two awesome kids, a 6 year old boy and 3 year old girl.
They spend 3 weekends a month with me.
I like to do all sorts of stuff. I enjoy bowling, playing pool, just hanging out
around the house, going to concerts, movies, all sorts of music, and driving.
I've lived in Colorado for about half my life and I've never been
skiing or boarding. I'm willing to try but I have just never gotten
around to it.
I'm looking for someone to go out and do things with and have a
good time. I would love to find someone who is outgoing, sarcastic,
and spontaneous. I have a great sense of humor and you should love
to laugh and be expecting to when you're with me.
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
I work 5 days a week from 8-5, pretty typical I guess. After work I
go to the gym every night and then I do pretty much whatever I feel
like. I spend a lot of time online but I'm really looking to get
out more and go do stuff.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Almost everything I take the time to learn. Being a sarcastic
smart-ass. My job. Making people laugh. Getting along with all
sorts of people. Listening. Kissing. Holding conversations. Playing
with my kids.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
My eyes and sense of humor.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
Pretty much any book as long as it holds my interest. I just read
"Youth in Revolt" and thought it was awesome.
My favorite movies are Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las
Vegas, and The Big Lebowski.
Favorite band is Rehab but I listen to all sorts of music.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
My kids, music, the internet, my toothbrush, love, friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
what to type in this box.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Hanging out with my kids.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I'm pretty much and open book so you'll have to ask.
You should message me if Propose an edit
You like to laugh and want to meet a cool guy.
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- Might you consider dating someone who's had a gender change?
- · Yes
- · No
- · I'm Not Sure
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- Your signifigant other has a hobby that you find boring. They're busy doing whatever it is they like to do, and you're bored. What do you do?
- · Go do something I like, alone
- · Sit and watch to figure out why they like it.
- · Sit and watch, resentful.
- · Bug them for attention.
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- For someone who has agreed to an exclusive relationship, is it cheating to have cyber or phone sex with someone else?
- · Yes.
- · No.
- · Cyber sex is ok, but phone sex is cheating.
- · Phone sex is ok, but cyber sex is cheating.
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- When, if at all, should a child adopted at birth be told that s/he was adopted?
- · From the very beginning/a very early age.
- · Once s/he is old enough to understand/ask.
- · Only if unavoidable (e.g., different skin color).
- · Ideally, never.
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- Oral sex is...
- · part of my regular routine
- · something for special occasions
- · a chore
- · something I won't do
Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | Joe Normal | Take it! |
| The Sense of Humor Test | Class Clown | Take it! |
| The How Effective is Your Profile? Test | Profile Genius | Take it! |
| The Foul Language Test | Not Too #^@%ing Bad! | Take it! |
| The Suggested Sex Act Test | Ménage à trois | Take it! |







