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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 29
Seeing Someone
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moor then meats thee i.

Young at heart old at bone soup slinger getting into shenanigans in the little city.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Laying down
-Picking up instruments very quickly
-Grabbing doors before the close all the way
-Breaking down cardboard boxes on a molecular level
-Pinball whiz
-Checking privilege
-Fighting bullies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My outgoing and boisterous demeanor. Or maybe my big stupid hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Neil Gaiman, Lovecraft, F. Scott Fitzgerald, David Sedaris, Roald Dahl, William Upski Wimsatt. Favorite titles: The Great Gatsby, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Talk Dirty to Me: An Intimate Philosophy of Sex, Bomb The Suburbs, Tender Was The Night, No More Prisons, Hell (Henri Barbusse not that other jerk), The Sandman series, or anything related.

Movies: Synecdoche New York, Shock Corridor, The Man Who Laughs, Metropolis, The Holy Mountain, Gummo, Until The Light Takes Us.

Music:Noise, lo-fi, shoegaze, stoner metal, ambient/drone, indie rock, pop punk, new wave, noisy jazz etc.
Favorite bands: Guided by Voices, Yo La Tengo, John Cale, Sonic Youth, Sparklehorse, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Mulatu Astatke, Slint, Grooms, Japanther, My Bloody Valentine, Swans, Tom Waits, any Nick Cave project, True Widow, Sebadoh, Dinosaur Jr., The Folk Implosion, Nico, Kate Bush, Lambchop, The Ventures, The Vaselines, The Feelies, Odd Nosdam, Television, Scratch Acid, The Wipers.

Food: Glass noodle with soy chicken from Top Thai on St. John st.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A decent book selection.
My guitar/banjo/ukulele.
Turkish Royals.
Back rubs.
A destination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a stupid slice reading a dumb book at ridiculous old Otto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
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You want to talk about science fiction, art, travel, pizza, and just about everything but the Beatles.

Let's play pinball and read outside and cook stuff and ride bikes.