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27 F Southampton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
NOTE: I'm very unlikely to reply if you live outside of Britain and I WILL NOT reply if you're over 30. Sorry folks.

I'm a little odd.

Ignoring my obsession with sex, animals and cartoons you'd still be prone to notice that I know far too much about teh interbutts (internet).

Porn (pornography) too, and many, many, things from the strange and wonderful world of the sexual, such as fetishes and perversions. You do not like SEX more than I do. I'm generally happy to chat about sex and just about everything else whilst out (the hard part's getting me to NOT talk about sex and random things). Apart from soaps and romantic comedies. Those are lame.

Uh... I'm not the most feminine of girls I guess, I lean to the geeky side and tend to hang around with metalheads. And geeks and nerds. And some other oddities (sadly it often turns out that some people are alone for a reason, but I've found good friends there too).

I'm one of those trustworthy types who people talk to... Probably because nothing can shock me (not meaning electric shocks) and I care about people.

I'm told I'm nice... To everyone... Pfft. I can feel my macho dying down as I type this. Time for something random...

I wish I had a prehensile tail. Everyone should have one, it'd make everything better.

I am different, confusing, and zany. Mostly "zany" because Z-words are underused.

Umm... Hmm. A few turn-ons then? Here: Blondes, Asians, open minded people, weird folk, friendly types!
What I’m doing with my life
Very little... One of the many unemployed.
I’m really good at
Listening to people?

Oh, pets. I know my animals!

Um... Can I put sex here? Ha, it sounds like some lame-ass cry for attention if I do, which is a shame since if I had a crappy hobby like badmington no one would mind hearing about it... Besides, not sure I'm "really" good at it, but it works for me.

Hmm... Facebook applications? Some computer games... Maybe... Puzzles...

...I'm not too good at showing off...
The first things people usually notice about me
1) I have (stupidly) long brown hair and glasses
2) I seem friendly and nice.
3) I'm actually STRANGE AND UNUSUAL and TO BE AVOIDED (my friends fail at this step because I have awesome friends who aren't too easily freaked out)

I'm pretty lazy on appearance really... I expect I look like a badly designed cartoon character at best.

...I'm told I sound posh?

Edit from FiveGates: Oh that's bull! HareTrinity is an EXCELLENTLY designed cartoon character!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...Haven't read much in a while... Hitchiker's Guide and The Dragon and the George were favourites, but... Yeah... Been a while...

Movies: I like horror! Especially Asian horror (and really most things that aren't American horror; the US can do fun films but they're never scary).

Odd things too. Example time?
- Pan's Labyrinth: This movie rocks on many levels.
- Donnie Darko (CUT VERSION): Deleted scenes should have stayed that way.
- Fight Club: Unoriginal choice, but I DO like it.
- Run Lola Run: Yay, random oddities!
- Brain Dead/Dead Alive: HOORAH for comedy-horrors!
- Harvey: Proof that old movies can still be awesome.
- Wild Zero: ROCK AND ROLL!!!
- Spirited Away
- Howl's Moving Castle: Studio Ghibli goodness!
- Hellraiser: Yay! 5 (Inferno) was good too!
- Cable Guy
- Story of Ricky AKA Riki-Oh: BEST. POLITICAL. FILM. EVER.

Many animated films. I'm a sucker for cartoons (though the 3D ones are more prone to being lame they've had greatness too).

Music: Yeah... I find metal pretty soothing, especially death metal (my metalhead friends aren't sure what to make of that, but it cures my headaches), but I'm not THAT picky really.

Funny music's cool; Weird Al's stuff is awesome.

Foods: Rare steak!


Soft spot for fantasy strategy games (TA: Kingdoms, Warcraft 3, etc), masochistic love of puzzle games (3 in Three and Fool's Errand are bloody confusing, the difficulty of getting them to work on modern systems aside), arcade (Puzzle Bobble, Mega Bomberman), RPG (FF7, Breath of Fire games), soft spot for horror-themed (e.g. Splatterhouse 3, Silent Hill when someone gives me a save with ammo). And random things. Draken, McGee's Alice, Devil May Cry; done those.

Probably most up to date on Adventure games. I frequent AGS (I recommend Emily Enough among others), and Grim Fandango, Simon the Sorceror, the Monkey Island series, Kyrandia and other classics (there's that masochism again).

That aside I really want to try Prototype. Not many modern games have much appeal but that's one I want to see (it's the semi-horror element again).
The six things I could never do without
1) Animals (not reaaallly including humans in this)

2) My pets (AWESOMENESS)

3) My friends (I have KICKASS FRIENDS)

4) ...Carnal pleasures. There! I thought of a term for it that doesn't sound like I'm plain lying. If I wanted pointless attention I'd bother dressing up in make up and crap. If I want sex I tend to say I want sex. I'm kickass at being subtle.

5) The wonders of the internet (I get withdrawal symptoms within 24hrs)

6) Computer games? PC gamer mostly... Um... Random collections I have, like my plastic figures? From animal toys to... Animal figures in D&D collections...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Nudity
- Animals
- Stories
- Friends
- Sex
- Pets
- Sheep!
- Work
- Cartoons
- Porn
- Clothes. Haha, no, not really. My attention span dies after about 10 seconds on the subject.
On a typical Friday night I am
Online, being distracted by the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty open, there aren't many things I won't admit freely but I don't want to push OKCupid's censorship boundaries.

Sometimes I ACT normal for a while, but generally conversations with me quickly turn odd...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to chat about sex, pets or cartoons. Or a combination! Maybe films but that subject gets reused a lot...

Or maybe if you just want to chat to a random freak... And don't weird out too easily...

I'm very unlikely to reply if you live outside of Britain and I WILL NOT reply if you're over 30.