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28 Southampton, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am me. Also not really in the mood to type up a new profile but I want it done so best I give it a shot.

- Wait! -
- I WILL NOT reply if you're over 30. Please don't take it personally, everyone has their preferences, right?
- I will not reply if you don't have a photo (or if your photos are all group shots that don't show who you are). I think this is reasonable.
- I'm very unlikely to reply if you live outside of Britain. This is a dating site.
- I also won't reply if you have an empty profile. Give me some hints on what to talk to you about!

Sorry about that, I just don't want to waste people's time.

Anywho! I am me. I like animals, cartoons, various things of a NSFW nature, and am one of those people who can easily go off on a (frequently bizarre) tangent, often set off by what was meant to be an off-hand comment/joke. I guess I'm full of trivia, but I try not to bore (or sicken) people with strange speculation/facts! Still, people who don't freak out easily will probably find me better company.

Is anyone else even using the tag system OKCupid has going on? Redoing this profile now, I'm wondering if there's any point...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not much right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Um... Modesty? Maybe?

I'm great at uncertainty?

I guess I'm also pretty good at genuinely caring about people, but that's a pretty lame super-power. Wish I'd gotten flight or transformation instead.

Also at over-thinking what was meant to be an off-hand joke by other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) I have (stupidly) long brown hair and glasses
2) I seem friendly and nice.
3) I'm actually STRANGE AND UNUSUAL and TO BE AVOIDED (my friends fail at this step because I have awesome friends who aren't too easily freaked out)

I'm pretty lazy on appearance really... I expect I look like a badly designed cartoon character at best.

Edit from FiveGates: Oh that's bull! HareTrinity is an EXCELLENTLY designed cartoon character!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[Oh, wow, don't want to retype all this up later! I'll leave a lot of this section here.]

Movies: I like horror! Especially Asian horror (and really most things that aren't American horror; the US can do fun films but they're never scary). Odd things too. Example time?
- Pan's Labyrinth: This movie rocks on many levels.
- Donnie Darko (CUT VERSION): Deleted scenes should have stayed that way.
- Fight Club: Unoriginal choice, but I DO like it.
- Run Lola Run: Yay, random oddities!
- Brain Dead/Dead Alive: HOORAH for comedy-horrors!
- Harvey: Proof that old movies can still be awesome.
- Wild Zero: ROCK AND ROLL!!!
- Spirited Away
- Howl's Moving Castle: Studio Ghibli goodness!
- Hellraiser: Yay! 5 (Inferno) was good too!
- Cable Guy
- Story of Ricky AKA Riki-Oh: BEST. POLITICAL. FILM. EVER.

Many animated films. I'm a sucker for cartoons (especially 2D, but some 3D, like HTTYD).


I like cartoons! A bunch of them.


Soft spot for fantasy strategy games (TA: Kingdoms, Warcraft 3, etc), adventure games, and puzzle games (especially if they have plots), but can get into a lot of different types if they don't bore me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know how to fill this out without it seeming like everyone else's list... Either it'll be the food, air, etc list, because such wit, or it'll be animals/pets, friends, internet, sex, and so on like everyone else puts (if they lack the wit to list physical requirements).

I think I'll just say 6 important things to remember while keeping ferrets instead:
- Ferts are full of crazy
- Your stuff is actually theirs; that is why they hide it under radiators
- Destruction IS a game and it IS funny
- Carpet sharks are blissfully unaware of their spines
- Dire weasels snore like cartoon characters
- You can make a ferret of your very own by stuffing a hairy sock with a Slinky. Perfect likeness!

There we go!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Online, being distracted by the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty open, there aren't many things I won't admit freely but I don't want to push OKCupid's censorship boundaries.

Sometimes I ACT normal for a while, but generally conversations with me quickly turn odd...
You should message me if
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