My name is Harper. I take pride in having morals, manners and
self-respect, which seems to be lacking these days. I have an
unhealthy obsession with The Office and would probably marry Jim if
I could. I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I definitely don't do
drugs. Fitness is pretty important to me, when I'm not working I
spend a lot of time at the gym. I'm really shy at first, but I will
open up to you eventually, I promise. All in all, I'm pretty nice.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently serving active duty in the Army, working as a 15T.
Bonus points if you know what that is without using Google. I will
be for about the next 4 years. I love it, but don't know if I'm
going to reenlist yet. Also taking online classes here and
Side note: Since I've gotten quite a few of them, if you're going
to message me to say that "girls don't belong in the military" or
something equally stupid, kindly fuck off and have a great day.
I’m really good at
Wearing a blanket like a cape.
The first things people usually notice about me
My third eyeball.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tuesdays with Morrie, Three Cups of Tea, The Things They
Carried, The Lovely Bones, The Lucky One, Beautiful Boy
Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Jersey Girl, Love and Other Drugs,
The Hangover, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Garden State, The
Breakfast Club, Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Shows: The Office, Tosh.0, Law & Order: SVU, 30 Rock, It's
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Music: Dashboard Confessional, Backseat Goodbye, Five Times August,
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Taylor Swift, Rise Against, Bouncing Souls,
Jason Mraz, Kenny Chesney...I'm all over the place with
Food: Any kind of seafood or Italian.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family and friends, which I'll combine into one because I
2) My Jeep/my baby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
not having a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got caught cheating on a test in 5th grade and it was one of the
most embarrassing moments of my life.
You should message me if
you have substance and something to say for yourself.