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HarpoMarxTheSpot

36 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've spent years attempting to dream about myself sleeping in hopes that it will allow me to get twice the rest in half the time. I love the people in my life and would do just about anything for them.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a bar manager, going to the gym, and writing the great American novel.
I’m really good at
Confusing people with my sarcasm, leaping tall buildings in a single bound, watching clips of tap dancing routines from the 1940's.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor... and my striking resemblance to Danny Devito. Also, my Mike Tysonesque facial tattoo tends to grab some attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Herman Hesse, JD Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut

Movies: All That Jazz, American Beauty, The Hudsucker Proxy, Shaun of The Dead, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, The Muppet Movie, Blue Velvet, anything Marx Brothers

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Scrubs, Whitest Kids U Know, The West Wing

Music: Operation Ivy, Prince, The Misfits, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Eyedea and Abilities, Bob Dylan, Of Montreal, Ben Folds, Sage Francis, The Shins, The Beatles

Food: Ethiopian, Mediterranean, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Black coffee
My exercise routine
Bill Cosby
Bell's Hopslam IPA
Spotify
My 25 lb cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The complexities of time travel
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a craft beer and listening to live music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a mishap at the airport while going through one of the metal scanners and I now have super powers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends