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Hey, my name is Bob. Well actually my name isn't Bob but I like to
be called Bob, so I'd appreciate it if you call me Bob. You see I'm
obsessed with palindromes. Actually that isn't true either. The
real truth is I wanted to write a few sentences without telling you
anything about myself, so I guess I've done that at this point. Of
course I've probably told you more than I should have. I guess I'll
have to kill you then. I'm just joking of course. I have people
that do that sort of thing for me.
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I am lovitz, carvey, and groening
Harpoleers
29 / m / straight / Seeing Someone
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height
Looking For New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes No
Drinks Rarely
Drugs Never
Religion Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign N/A but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from masters program
Job N/A
Income $40,000-$50,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages English (Fluently), French, Hebrew
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My self-summary
Hey, my name is Bob. Well actually my name isn't Bob but I like to
be called Bob, so I'd appreciate it if you call me Bob. You see I'm
obsessed with palindromes. Actually that isn't true either. The
real truth is I wanted to write a few sentences without telling you
anything about myself, so I guess I've done that at this point. Of
course I've probably told you more than I should have. I guess I'll
have to kill you then. I'm just joking of course. I have people
that do that sort of thing for me.
What I'm doing with my life
Not answering your e-mails for test help if I have to answer your 5
questions first. What's in it for meeeeee?
I'm really good at
being humble. I'm the best but I'll never tell anybody except you.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
"You are the author of the 'Proper Urinal Etiquette Test'? I was
expecting (giggles)... well more."
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Give me a vanilla creme filled donut and I can spend 2 hours
nibbling on it. Give me a vanilla creme scented woman and I can
spend 2 minutes nibbling on her (don't jump to conclusions, I could
go longer, just scared my girlfriend would catch me)
The six things I could never do without
Google. How is it that the 200+ people who have e-mailed me for the
answer on my "murder" test couldn't think of googling the solution
like I did?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
breathing. Most people do it naturally, but my brain is very
stupid. I have to remind it every second to take another breath.
I'm worried I might forget. Then with less oxygen in my brain I'll
be even more likely to miss the next breath. Most people have great
plans for their lives, but I'm just taking things one breath at a
time. I'm not trying to be cute or poetic or anything, it's true.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
On Sunday mornings I watch Thomas the Tank Engine on
PBS. I yell at the engines on the T.V. show. I make sarcastic
comments to the engines and mock them for their ignorance. I yell
Toby whenever they play the connect the dots which engine is it
game even though it never seems to be Toby (it's always the b*tch
engine Emily or punk a** Percy. I even sing the theme song at the
end. When it's over I switch over to the Chris Matthews Show but
part of my heart continues to belong to that enchanting island of
Sodor.
I'll also admit that I have 5 active screen names on here. I'm not a weirdo, I just like creating tests and there used to be a limit for how many you could create. My "real" profile is at zeppoloveskafka.
I'll also admit that I have 5 active screen names on here. I'm not a weirdo, I just like creating tests and there used to be a limit for how many you could create. My "real" profile is at zeppoloveskafka.
You should message me if
1. You want to join my fan club.
2. My fly is down.
or
3. You know how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. That could help you with #1 actually and has nothing to do with #2 sickos.
2. My fly is down.
or
3. You know how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. That could help you with #1 actually and has nothing to do with #2 sickos.
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