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19 M Monroe, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–20
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At this point, I just drink copious amounts of coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking and listening. And I'm occasionally clever. And one time, I had a dream about occasionally being a cleaver. But that's kind of irrelevant. So. Moving on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In a group setting, I'm probably either awkwardly pretending to text in a futile attempt to avoid human interaction or the center of attention telling a joke. I'm an INTJ if you're into that sort of thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, A Song of Ice & Fire, Jane Eyre, Hemingway, Thomas Paine, Orwell, Alan Moore

TV shows: Breaking Bad, Orange is The New Black, Mad Men, Louie, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Fargo, Sherlock, plenty of others. I watch TV as an art critic. Always hyper-overanalyzing everything, usually missing the point, occasionally taking away some life-lesson. It's cheap and no one gets hurt. And being a snob about something as mundane as television is good fun.

Movies: Amelie, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, City of God, Pan's Labyrinth, Drive, Ip Man, The Raid, Monty Python, anything Hayao Miyazaki or Wes Anderson

Music: Kanye, Kendrick Lamar, Kid Cudi, John Legend, Frank Ocean/Odd Future, Lauryn Hill, Janelle Monae, Arcade Fire, Creedence, Rolling Stones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A worn library card, a cozy bed, an enormous tea stash, a special someone to crush on and wish I was cuddling with, my lovely dog, and loving humanfriends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world(s) of business and politics, and my place therein. And art.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home. Usually (although not always) alone. I'm not entirely antisocial, it's just that I don't know that many people. Homeschooling followed by online college does that. But I'm pretty content. So there's that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Remember the lack of Taylor Swift in the music section? Yeah, I lied. Taylor Swift is my shit.
You should message me if
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- you find me mildly dateable
- you're not a serial killer
- you would at least be theoretically willing to let me take you out for coffee or bagels or phö or something