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26 Jersey City, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told that I am at my funniest when I am not trying to be funny. And while I still can never tell if that's a compliment or insult, I think it's the best way to describe myself. My personality doesn't really fit on paper, but then again I would hope yours doesn't either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About two months ago I decided to take a great job in NJ and move my entire life up North. At the end of the day it was a no brainer because I've always enjoyed NYC and I get to be closer to my sister who moved here 4 years ago. Being 25 and single, I just had to say why not?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping in touch with old friends
Cards Against Humanity
Being unintentionally funny
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not really Harrison Ford
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Kite Runner, The Giver, Hunger Games Series, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Of Mice and Men.

Favorite Movies: Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump, The Karate Kid, Catch Me if You Can, The Fighter, Anchorman, Taken.

Music: Beatles, Queen, Ben Folds Five, Matt & Kim, Maroon 5, Jay-Z, Kayne (but nothing after Graduation) Eminem, Notorious BIG, etc..

TV: Parks and Rec, Friday Night Lights, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Always Sunny, Modern Family, South Park, 30 Rock, The Inbetweeners (The British/ non-MTV version), Rome, Weeds, The Big-C.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Laughter
3. Friends
4. Good Times
5. Food/Water/Shelter
6. Ehh, I'm good with 5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to put in my "I spend a lot of time thinking about" box on OkCupid.

Just kidding...please don't think I actually do that. That would be weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably drinking with friends playing card games, that or catching up on my Netflix account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dance like a Jewish white boy, and I'm damn proud of it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like this joke, or you think we would get along.

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Stanley?"