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HarrisonFord89

25 M Herndon, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Not to disappoint you, but I'm not really the grandson of Harrison Ford. My mother might of had a mild obsession with him...but thats all history now.

I'm just a funny, sarcastic kind of guy who's personality doesn't really fit on paper.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying all the benefits of having my own place. That and I'm selling IT Software to the Government...I know, it sounds thrilling.
I’m really good at
-Keeping in touch with old friends
-Cards Against Humanity
-Being unintentionally funny
-Schtick
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not really Harrison Ford
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Kite Runner, The Giver, Hunger Games Series, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Of Mice and Men.

Favorite Movies: Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump, The Karate Kid, Catch Me if You Can, The Fighter, Anchorman, Taken.

Music: Beatles, Queen, Ben Folds Five, Matt & Kim, Maroon 5, Jay-Z, Kayne (but nothing after Graduation) Eminem, Notorious BIG, etc..

TV: Parks and Rec, Friday Night Lights, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Always Sunny, Modern Family, South Park, 30 Rock, The Inbetweeners (The British/ non-MTV version), Rome, Weeds, The Big-C.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. Laughter
3. Friends
4. Good Times
5. Food/Water/Shelter
6. Ehh, I'm good with 5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to put in my "I spend a lot of time thinking about" box on OkCupid.

Just kidding...please don't think I actually do that. That would be weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably drinking with friends playing card games, that or catching up on my Netflix account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dance like a Jewish white boy, and I'm damn proud of it!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like this joke, or you think we would get along.

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Stanley?"