You're a magician. How awesome is that? Me: Whats up? You: Oh
nothing, I'm just...what 's this?!? Now I have three balls! I also
have your your watch!...Presto! Whats this behind your ear?!? It's
your Ace of dimonds! Me: ....(amazed 8-o).
If you find me attractive.
If you find you attractive.
If you have short hair; I'm a sucker for women with short, stylish
Also if you are a musician(that includes singing) or can make me
laugh. Either of those are +15 1/2 bonus points.
This is the part when I voluntarily take part in OkCupid damnation;
I know this isn't usually the woman's responsibility, but I
probably won't send the first message...stay with me here. No, I'm
not one of those boring "Hey, what's up?" conversationalists, nor
am not aggressive enough. No offense, but I have been on here a
while and just don't have the time to write meaningful messages to
women that probably won't respond back in the first place; ask any
guy, this shit is a part-time job. I would write short messages,
but you women really don't seem to like that. So if you see
something corny like "HarrisonHT has rated you 5 stars!!!", that is
just my way of not wasting half my life one this site. So if you're
interested, don't count on me being the initial aggressor. And no,
rating me back doesn't count. That being said, it's now time for
you ladies to man up. Lol