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My self-summary
I'd love to be an Ernest Hemingway alcoholic.

Just to be clear, I don't want to write like Hemingway. I only want to follow his drinking patterns religiously.
What I’m doing with my life
Eventually, I want to be able to write creatively for a living. I figured that this would be the year I really committed myself to producing new material on a regular basis.

In other words, I'm unloading trucks in the graveyard shift at a Costco.
I’m really good at
taking naps, eating lasagna, hating Mondays. Your classic Garfield trifecta.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm standing right behind them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* A Serious Man
* The Royal Tenenbaums
* The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford
* Amelie
* Her
* High Fidelity
* Pleasantville
* In Bruges
* It's Such a Beautiful Day
* Django Unchained
* Man With a Movie Camera
* Network
* The Act of Killing
* World's Greatest Dad

* Doolittle - Pixies
* Gimme Fiction - Spoon
* Celebration Rock - Japandroids
* Evil Friends - Portugal the Man
* BRMC - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
* Sea Change - Beck
* Funeral - Arcade Fire
* My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West
* 3 EPs - The Beta Band
* Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? - The Unicorns
* Raw Power - The Stooges
* Illmatic - Nas

* The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner
* Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
* Magic For Beginners - Kelly Link
* 10th of December - George Saunders
* A Visit From The Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan
* Mason and Dixon - Thomas Pynchon
* Vampires in the Lemon Grove - Karen Russell
* Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami
* House of Leaves - Mark Danielewski
* Gun With Occasional Music - Jonathan Lethem
* Yiddish Policeman's Union - Michael Chabon
* Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke
* The Miracle Life of Oscar Wao - Junot Diaz

* Mad Men
* You're the Worst
* 30 Rock
* Community
* Breaking Bad
* New Girl
* Doctor Who
* Bob's Burgers
* Bojack Horsman
* Orange is the New Black
* Freaks and Geeks
* Most everything Whedon's ever touched

*Warm Woolen Mittens
* Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String
The six things I could never do without
*Make-believe phone calls as I try to get to my apartment without being stopped by my handsy old neighbor.
*The tip of a tree's shadow slowly covering you as you lay in the grass reading
*Broken mood rings (they're the key to happiness)
*Breakfast foods for dinner
*Secret crippling insecurity
*The Ducktales theme song.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't you ever see a baby pigeon?
On a typical Friday night I am
telling someone that there's "no such thing as a typical Friday night for me, man!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched the soap opera Days of Our Lives religiously when I was in eighth grade. I told myself it was just for the sexy stuff, but I found myself more and more invested in how that tiny town of Salem would weather yet another serial killer.
You should message me if
you just had too much to eat and you need to go lie down for a second.