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23 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:39pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Fun (or at least sort of relevant) facts:

I'd love to be an Ernest Hemingway alcoholic, but I don't know if if I have that kind of commitment.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Yes, I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

I have deep, serious thoughts, but I try to ignore them because where's the fun in that.

I'm terrible at self-summaries.

I think that life-plans are overrated.

I would love to be a writer some day, but I'm not sure I have the talent or the luck to make that happen.

I usually don't start this many sentences with "I".
What I’m doing with my life
Being a starving artist, minus the starving.
I’m really good at
being narcissistic, spelling "narcissistic", writing profiles, giving music recommendations, making parenthetical asides (but only when necessary), being a sarcastic asshole.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm standing right behind them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

1. Man With a Movie Camera
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/ Her
3. Network
4. Goodfellas/Mean Streets
5. The Royal Tenanbaums
6. The Graduate
7. Fargo/No Country for Old Men/ A Serious Man
8. Muholland Drive
9. Amelie
10. Zodiac/Memento

1. Doolittle - Pixies
2. OK Computer - Radiohead
3. Loveless - My Bloody Valentine/ In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
4. Illimatic - Nas
5. The Moon and Antartica - Modest Mouse/ Funeral - Arcade Fire
6. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco/ Aegtis Byrjun - Sigur Ros
7. White Blood Cells - The White Stripes
8. Stankonia - Outkast
9. Kill the Moonlight - Spoon
10. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West/ Is This It? - The Strokes

1. The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner
2. Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
3. Herzog - Saul Bellow/ Lolita - Nabakov
4. Corrections - Jonathan Franzen
5. A Visit From The Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan
6. Gravity's Rainbow- Thomas Pynchon
7. Tender Is the Night - F. Scott Fitzgerald
8. 10th of December - George Saunders
9. Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut
10.A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - David Eggers

1. Mad Men
2. Arrested Development
3. Community
4. Breaking Bad
5. Veep
6. Twin Peaks
7. Every Joss Whedon Show
8. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
9. Orange is the New Black
10. 30 Rock/Peep Show/ The Office (Both UK and US)

1. Warm Woolen Mittens/Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String
The six things I could never do without
1. Bathmats
2. The Blood of the Living
3. Bubblewrap
4. Thimbles (not real ones, but like the Monopoly piece)
5. Alcoholism
6. Your Mom. OHHHHH SNAP!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't you ever see a baby pigeon?
On a typical Friday night I am
telling someone that there's "no such thing as a typical Friday night for me, man!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched the soap opera Days of Our Lives religiously when I was in eighth grade. I told myself it was just for the sexy stuff, but I found myself more and more invested in how that tiny town of Salem would weather yet another serial killer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you feel like it. Who the fuck am I to say who gets to send me a message?