Fun (or at least sort of relevant) facts:

I would like to do something amazing or meaningful with my life, but the more I live it, the more I think it's probably going to be anti-climatic.

I am cynical.

I have deep, serious thoughts, but I try to ignore them because they're boring.

I'm terrible at self-summaries.

I love movies, music, and books way more than I love most people; I only feel kinda bad about it.

I think life's too interesting to try and control it; I think that the most memorable experiences come unplanned.

I would love to be a writer some day, but I'm not sure I have the talent or the luck to make that happen.

I usually don't start this many sentences with "I".

Killing time until something kick-ass happens. I'll probably transfer colleges either this fall or next spring, because I'm wild like that.

being narcissistic, spelling "narcissistic", writing profiles, giving music recommendations, having good taste, making parenthetical asides (but only when necessary), being a sarcastic asshole.

That I'm standing right behind them

Who's got two thumbs and loves the alphabet? This guy!

MOVIES________________________MUSIC
Apocalypse Now__________________Andrew Bird
Boogie Nights ___________________The Beta Band
Casa Blanca_____________________Can
Do the Right Thing ________________Dismemberment Plan
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind__Exploding Hearts
Fargo __________________________Frightened Rabbit
The Graduate ____________________Grizzly Bear
Heathers _______________________The Hold Steady
In Bruges_______________________ Interpol
Jackie Brown_____________________Joy Division
The Kids Are All Right_______________Kanye West
Lost in Translation _________________LCD Soundsystem
Muholland Drive___________________Modest Mouse
Network_________________________The National
Office Space______________________Okkervil River
Pulp Fiction_______________________Portishead
Quiz Show_______________________Queens of the Stone Age
The Royal Tenanbaums______________Radiohead
A Serious Man_____________________Spoon
Trainspotting______________________Thee Oh Sees
The Usual Suspects_________________The Unicorns
The Verdict _______________________Velvet Underground
Wall-E __________________________Wilco
X-Men First Class__________________ The xx
Young Adult_______________________Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zodiac __________________________The Zombies

BOOKS ____________________________ TV
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay__ Arrested Development
Breakfast of Champions _____________ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Corrections _______________________Community
Dangling Man_____________________ Dollhouse
Everything is Illuminated_____________Extras
Franny and Zooey __________________Freaks and Geeks
The Great Gatsby___________________Girls
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius_Home Movies
Infinite Jest _______________________ It's Always Sunny
John Adams _______________________The Jeselnik Offensive
K _______________________________K
Lolita_____________________________Louie
Mason Dixon_______________________Mad Men
Nude____________________________ N
Of Mice and Men____________________The Office
Portnoy's Complaint__________________Peep Show
The Road__________________________R
The Sound and the Fury ______________ SNL
Tender is the Night___________________ Twin Peaks
Under the Dome _____________________Undeclared
V _________________________________Veep
The World According to Garp______________Wilfred
X___________________________________X
Y ___________________________________Y
Z___________________________________Z
Food: Anything edible (and some things not)

1. Bathmats
2. The Blood of the Living
3. Bubblewrap
4. Thimbles (not real ones, but like the Monopoly piece)
5. Alcoholism
6. Your Mom. OHHHHH SNAP!

why don't you ever see a baby pigeon?

telling someone that there's "no such thing as a typical Friday night for me, man!"

I watched the soap opera Days of Our Lives religiously when I was in eighth grade. I told myself it was just for the sexy stuff, but I found myself more and more invested in how that tiny town of Salem would weather yet another serial killer.

you feel like it. Who the fuck am I to say who gets to send me a message?