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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:05am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd love to be an Ernest Hemingway alcoholic.

Just to be clear, I don't want to write like Hemingway. I only want to follow his drinking patterns religiously.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eventually, I want to be able to write creatively for a living. I figured that this would be the year I really committed myself to producing new material on a regular basis.

In other words, I'm unloading trucks in the graveyard shift at a Costco.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking naps, eating lasagna, hating Mondays. Your classic Garfield trifecta.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm standing right behind them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* A Serious Man
* The Royal Tenenbaums
* The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford
* Amelie
* Her
* High Fidelity
* Pleasantville
* In Bruges
* It's Such a Beautiful Day
* Django Unchained
* Man With a Movie Camera
* Network
* The Act of Killing
* World's Greatest Dad

* Doolittle - Pixies
* Gimme Fiction - Spoon
* Celebration Rock - Japandroids
* Evil Friends - Portugal the Man
* BRMC - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
* Sea Change - Beck
* Funeral - Arcade Fire
* My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West
* 3 EPs - The Beta Band
* Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? - The Unicorns
* Raw Power - The Stooges
* Illmatic - Nas

* The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner
* Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
* Magic For Beginners - Kelly Link
* 10th of December - George Saunders
* A Visit From The Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan
* Mason and Dixon - Thomas Pynchon
* Vampires in the Lemon Grove - Karen Russell
* Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami
* House of Leaves - Mark Danielewski
* Gun With Occasional Music - Jonathan Lethem
* Yiddish Policeman's Union - Michael Chabon
* Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke
* The Miracle Life of Oscar Wao - Junot Diaz

* Mad Men
* You're the Worst
* 30 Rock
* Community
* Breaking Bad
* New Girl
* Doctor Who
* Bob's Burgers
* Bojack Horsman
* Orange is the New Black
* Freaks and Geeks
* Most everything Whedon's ever touched

*Warm Woolen Mittens
* Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Make-believe phone calls as I try to get to my apartment without being stopped by my handsy old neighbor.
*The tip of a tree's shadow slowly covering you as you lay in the grass reading
*Broken mood rings (they're the key to happiness)
*Breakfast foods for dinner
*Secret crippling insecurity
*The Ducktales theme song.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't you ever see a baby pigeon?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling someone that there's "no such thing as a typical Friday night for me, man!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched the soap opera Days of Our Lives religiously when I was in eighth grade. I told myself it was just for the sexy stuff, but I found myself more and more invested in how that tiny town of Salem would weather yet another serial killer.
You should message me if
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you just had too much to eat and you need to go lie down for a second.