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30 Saint John, New Brunswick, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking to see who is on here. I'm mostly just looking for friends and or people looking to take things slow. I have issues tied to Crohn's Disease that I'm actively getting back under control after a few set backs. The only recreational drugs I do are weed and alcohol, and alcohol only one special occasions. The weed is for the pain.

I enjoy painting, watching animals do their thing, looking for new hobbies. Tastes in music are all over the place. Mostly just relaxing after having a very trying last couple of years. Looking after myself and getting the ship righted before moving life along again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking time off to fix my health then looking into starting an indoor farm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making smart ass remarks at the worst time. I define the worst time as the time in which a remark will be the most funny. I'm also exceptionally good at sounding like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget and Mickey Mouse. I believe these traits elevate me to pinnacle of class.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm wearing clothes. I have a strict no go-outside-in-cold-weather-with-no-clothes policy. I've lived by this rule for 29 years and have yet to have a clothes related citation yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I use to read. In the before times. Before I started working at long hours job with little will to focus on small print afterwards.

I don't watch much tv anymore. I found that paying for cable was mostly a waste of money since over a quarter of the channels were ones that I had no intention of watching. But I do like South Park, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, and most comedians. I also enjoy the Game of Thrones because as far as I'm concerned, you can never have enough headless people. Am I right?

Music is something I don't generally discuss since more often than not if two people have very opposite tastes in music, music discussion tends to derail. But that aside, I like metal (mostly instrumental stuff), electronica of various types, blues if the mood strikes me, and classical if I really feel odd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water. I'm pretty big on the not dying group of individuals. I believe our demographic has a very strong showing.

Food is another good one. Goes along with number one.

My phone. Otherwise I'd never know what time it was.

My medication. Goes along with number 1. There's a trend you see.

My kitties: Kitt and Caboodle. Fuck you, they're awesome.

My bed. Friggen hand made out of oak and maple. It's huge and solid and mine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future things, next moves, that sort of deal. I also think about the things I'd make if I knew how to too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on my mood. If there's a show and I know a few people, then I'd rather go see that. But otherwise, I know enough people to stay in, or have a me night. I like me nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Crohn's sucks. I strongly suggest you don't get it. F- won't buy from again.
You should message me if
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You like a guy who will talk like a jerk with a smirk on his face knowing you know he's joking and is waiting for a witty retort. I like my women smart. If you're not willing to get a sarcastic remark every so often then I'm not the guy for you. However if you can take and dish them, we'll be friends for a good while.