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28 M Saint John, New Brunswick, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 12
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Holy crap, I can't believe this account still exists. Figured I'd turn it on again and see what's out there.

To begin, I work in the IT field at a help desk for several US companies. Fix computers through the internet, essentially. Boring to describe, you don't want to care. Debating going back to school to look for a career change.

In the mean time, I like to relax by painting, which I've started back up the last couple of months. In the summer I like tennis and I go to the gym on a regular basis. I like normal guy stuff. If you know a guy who likes stuff, think of that stuff, then picture my face on that guy. That would essentially be the same experience. :P

I have to be open and honest on here. I have Crohn's Disease and I take it's treatment very seriously. As such, I smoke pot to deal with the pain and cramps. So if you have an issue with that, then you know what you have to do. If I could get the benefits without the high, I would. Just saying, listen to me before judging me.

Anyway, with that waiver submitted, that's basically me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at an IT Helpdesk known as Centerbeam. I'm am debating going back to school, but it's a bit complicated to do so at the moment.
I’m really good at
Making smart ass remarks at the worst time. I define the worst time as the time in which a remark will be the most funny. I'm also exceptionally good at sounding like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget and Mickey Mouse. I believe these traits elevate me to pinnacle of class.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm wearing clothes. I have a strict no go-outside-in-cold-weather-with-no-clothes policy. I've lived by this rule for 26 years and have yet to have a clothes related citation yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I use to read. In the before times. Before I started working at long hours job with little will to focus on small print afterwards.

I don't watch much tv anymore. I found that paying for cable was mostly a waste of money since over a quarter of the channels were ones that I had no intention of watching. But I do like South Park, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, and most comedians. I also enjoy the Game of Thrones because as far as I'm concerned, you can never have enough headless people. Am I right?

Music is something I don't generally discuss since more often than not if two people have very opposite tastes in music, music discussion tends to derail. But that aside, I like metal (mostly instrumental stuff), electronica of various types, blues if the mood strikes me, and classical if I really feel odd.
The six things I could never do without
Water. I'm pretty big on the not dying group of individuals. I believe our demographic has a very strong showing.

Food is another good one. Goes along with number one.

My phone. Otherwise I'd never know what time it was.

My medication. Goes along with number 1. There's a trend you see.

My kitties: Kitt and Caboodle. Fuck you, they're awesome.

My bed. Friggen hand made out of oak and maple. It's huge and solid and mine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I also wonder if I'll get a dick at work (call center). That happens a lot. Sometimes I think about what I'm going to paint. Rare as it may be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on my mood. If there's a show and I know a few people, then I'd rather go see that. But otherwise, I know enough people to stay in, or have a me night. I like me nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Crohn's sucks. I strongly suggest you don't get it. F- won't buy from again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like a guy who will talk like a jerk with a smirk on his face knowing you know he's joking and is waiting for a witty retort. I like my women smart. If you're not willing to get a sarcastic remark every so often then I'm not the guy for you. However if you can take and dish them, we'll be friends for a good while.