Hi I'm James, I'm not extremely athletic but I enjoy horsing around at the pool, I don't have abs but I'm not fat, and the minimal amount of interest I have in fitness is easily clouded by my love of all things starch. Take a look at my arms though *winks awkwardly*, they look like they could totally lift the necessary tools and grocery bags to make you a damn good dinner.
Excluding that I'm a total book worm, the best way to get me talking is to reference a good book. Especially if its a horror, fantasy, or mystery. I like to know when people actually read my profile, so please send me a message with your favorite fruit in it to show that you did. On the rare occasion I like to read the dreaded non-fiction, or take in a book based in some realm close to reality. Fair warning though, they are typically very sad books and send me into an emotional spiral that can only be remedied with copious amounts of Ice Cream... An example of that fact is that I'm pretty sure The Fault in Our Stars single handedly raised my weight by 45 pounds. Yeah, I actually get more attached to fictional characters than I do to my actual friends.
In case that wasn't proof enough that I'm a mess;
1) I love being in small enclosed spaces & I'm a giant.
2) My Favorite type of pet in the world is Cats & I'm Allergic.
3) 75% of my friends are vegans/vegetarians and I'm a Carnivore.
4) I think I'm funny...
Still interested? Well I'd be happy to show off my rockin car, its 11 years old, only has 3-5 visible dents, comes with a broken air conditioner, and has a tendency of deterring snobby people from interacting with me...