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HashielDammit

34 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Thai (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I combine the sense of humor of Jon Stewart with the sense of adventure of Indiana Jones and the sense of direction of Mr. Magoo.

Bad decisions with good people, twisty roads and straight whiskey, and foggy nights and clear eyes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For work? Teaching academic skills to undergrads at a small private university, writing for a magazine, slinging drinks and telling jokes on stage.

Ultimately, I want to make preserving and documenting endangered languages my life's work. To that end I want to start a non-profit along the lines of this: http://elalliance.org/ but it's a big project and I have never tried anything remotely like it.

Also, getting my hands greasy tinkering with my bike.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh.

Blowing minds

Singing like Johnny Cash. (Hit me up if you can do June - I need a karaoke duet partner)

Rallying.

Trivia.

Explaining what the fuck is going on in Game of Thrones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Magritte tattoo. I get a lot of comments on it even from people who have no idea who Magritte is. Apparently a lot of people really like pipes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not going to list absolutely everything. How about I just try to give you an impression instead?

Books (Non-Fiction): Guns, Germs and Steel; Godel, Escher, Bach; Freakonomics. I think it's indicative that this was the easiest to come up with.

Books (Fiction): Since my non-fiction reading can be dense, I tend to go with lighter fictional fare: Terry Pratchett (who in a better world would be considered a great writer instead of merely a successful one), Neil Stephenson, Paolo Bacigalupi (I'll buy you a drink if you can tell me how to pronounce his name).

Poets: Yeats, Frost, Ginsberg

Comics: Transmetropolitan; Lone Wolf and Cub; Batman: The Killing Joke

Movies: Blade Runner; True Romance; The Big Lebowski; Army of Darkness; The Prestige (It has Batman, Wolverine, Gollum and David Fucking Bowie as Nikola Fucking Tesla - it's a nerd buffet)

Shows: The Daily Show; Firefly; The Newsroom; Cosmos

Music I was into before I fell into the time warp of living overseas: Johnny Cash (who will always be my favorite); The Dead Kennedys; Yasim Bey (back when he was the mighty Mos)

What I've been into lately: Old Crow Medicine Show (why yes, I am perennially stoked for Hardly Strictly); Doc Watson; Scroobius Pip; Cannonball Adderly (who shares my birthday); Ronald Jenkees I've also re-discovered my love of garage punk: Pussy Galore, The Velvet Underground, The Pixies, etc.

Food: Southern. (I'm a Californian to the bone but my ears are from Tennessee and my stomach is from South Carolina).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things to learn
Things that make me want to write about them
Things that leave me speechless
Things that move me (literally and figuratively)
Things to eat and drink
Things that involve being with my nearest and dearest
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chindogu: http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/3972-solving-those-very-san-francisco-problems

Meaning and where it lies.

Whatever piece or bit that I'm working on at the moment, the vagaries of the English language, and the Oxford comma.

Why I miss California so much when I'm away and why I miss being away so much when I'm in California.

Whether or not I should go to Memphis Minnie's.

The Giants, the Niners, Everton.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went on a TV quiz show and did an impression of Yoda and Chewbacca doing a duet of a Frank Sinatra tune.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to swap travel stories.

You have any experience starting a non-proft and want to help me get my project off the ground.

You, and this is important, know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'.