Tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lyhaTQseKTQ

Writing bad films, working at less than desirable places, attempting to write good films, producing okay films (closer to bad)

I've had a recent influx of confidence that seems to have manifested itself in my ability to thrive in a competitive environment. By that I mean bar games, video games, board games, you know the shit that doesn't really aid one in life at all/matter in any way.

http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/?zx=feb43d820fb3bb9e

Gogol, Roberto Bolano, A song of ice and fire series, Robert Graves, Robert Walser, Murakami, Guy Debord, fucking harpers, new yorker, atlantic, worldstarhiphop.com, blahblahblah. If I start reading the economist please shoot me in the head.

Repulsion is the last movie I saw that I really really loved, There are just too many for any kind of list, I watch a lot of movies.

PFFR shows, all those same HBO/AMC/FX shows everyone will list. You are WAY late on the backlash, Kareem http://i.imgur.com/yTRYOBi.png, ugh. I think the sopranos is the best filmed representation of the modern western condition in all of its hilarious, terrifying glory.

http://www.last.fm/user/Dylanshire

Also many podcasts, mostly comedy-related

Rope, lime, a shovel, a dirty rag, chloroform, a car with a spacious trunk.

Semiotics, how many five year old children I could fight before I was overwhelmed, which street gang runs my neighborhood (imperial gangsters, kind of a shitty gang), why I am so unnerved by my roommate's chinchillas (rats with fur coats), conspiracies about Michael Jackson(castration?), MK ULTRA, facebook disasters, real disasters, the fact that "sliming" on Nickelodeon in the 90's wouldn't exist without Ghostbusters.

Shows or bars or crying in the shower

It was recently said of me "If Dylan took a piss in my toilet, I would move."

Hearts and minds, people.

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