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22 Albany, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Name's Hat Dude, I'm a writer, booyah.

I'm a nice guy, I don't judge anyone because judging is stupid and robs people of potentially
influential friendships. I write horror novels, I collect odd looking hats, hence the name.
I'm an open book and easy to get along with, hope you turn the page in our book and say hello,
start our adventure ;)

I am Hat Dude and I am awesome. If you get to the end of my profile and disagree with me oh well, I tried. I act like I think I'm the shit but honestly I don't, I just act like I do because it's really funny in person. I go up to my boss sometimes when one of the other employees do something stupid and I smile at my boss and say ''aren't I just the best employee'' and we start laughing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a writer and i have published one book so far called A Figure Of The Rain. I plan to publish many more and become either equal to or greater in fame than Stephen King. This may sound impossible and that is why it will happen ;) I work at an Allsup's gas station at the moment saving money for something great, an agent maybe. I want to get my books out there for people to read, writing is a beautiful form of expression and I think people would love my books. Granted my first one is crappy but I have gotten MUCH better since then.

But honestly I don't know what I'm doing right now, I'm trapped in this shit hole town that's way too small for me. No one understands me here and they just aren't very smart when it comes to certain things, I mean come ON how hard is it to put SUGAR in your fucking COFFEE! Apparently very hard because every morning I ind it all over the counter. I can do it without getting any on the counter.....what the fuck. I'm trying to follow my dreams, do what makes me happy but I need to escape this prison in order to do so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, my odd imagination can make you laugh at the strangest of things that you never thought funny. Making wonderful beautiful things out of everyday household items, I can be your body guard because I am not afraid to get violet when someone is trying to hurt you. I am also a very good listener and many of my friends have suggested I be a therapist because i give so much good advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my hat which i bring everywhere I go, along with my strange energy :) and my outfits which match my hat, for women there is a pair of shoes with every dress for me it is a hat with every outfit. I'm Gothic, I wear black, I look like a dark murderer maybe I don't know, I try to let people see what I look like on the inside, and it is a dark beauty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love horor films i cant get enough of them but i dont watch just ANY horror film i watch quality films. My list of favorite films go into the high double digits but some are

The V Word, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Maniac Cop, Blacula, Killer Klowns, Basement Jack, Halloween, Laid To Rest, Demonic Toys, all the Hammer Dracula films and the Universal b&w monster flicks, Nosferatu, Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, Sinister, Found, Wer, American Horror Story, Faceoff, and many more.

INK, Whisper Of The Heart, Hard Candy, UP, The Family Man, Donnie Darko, anything by Monty Python, a silent film called His Marriage Wow, The Ghost And The Darkness, GrownUps, Harold And Maude, Firestorm, Hard Rain, Boy Wonder, KickAss, 1941, World's Dumbest, Key & Peele, and lots of others of course

I love to listen to music that sparks energy in myself and others, songs that get us to act out and dance or cry, songs that take control of us.

When it comes to food i look for taste above all else, i love my steak bloody and i love fried chicken along with awesome pawsome vegetables that add a flavor of it's own.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hat, my phone, my fake smile, my humor, my HUGE Allsup's mug filled with the only doctor I trust...Dr. Pepper, and a Gothic outfit(I need to look awesome).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, I have big plans to accomplish and dreams to fulfill. If I do not accomplish them in this life I'll come back again to try my hand once more. I need to go down in history and not be forgotten, I must accomplish something fantastic in order to be written down in history and be that guy that people will talk about a hundred years from now if the human race does not destroy itself by then. My immortality will be within the memories of those who know my name. Who knows, maybe whoever I'm with will share and bask in that fame....or infamy, either one will do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working cuz this sucka works almost everyday! Yeah I get two days off but daymn I never know when it'll be it switches every week. But at night on Friday I'm either writing, playing video games or sleeping cuz I always work on weekends :p Why do I work on weekends? Well because I am the most dependable employee at Allsup's 175 that's why. I'm the Manager In Training at work so yeah, i'm pretty important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Tourettes Syndrome which means sometimes I am not in complete control of what I do or say. Sometimes I blurt out things that make no sense like gibberish weird words that you've never heard before but believe you mean Tourettes has it's own language and when you're around me long enough you'll understand it's every word. It makes me say bitchass a lot, several times I cussed out my boss saying ''bitchass fuck I cooked some food'' luckily she took it the right way lol. It gets really nasty the more anxious I get. And when there is music playing I become the NO I MUST DANCE guy, tourettes takes control and I cannot stop dancing. My weaknesses are the letter ''B'' and the song Satisfaction by Benni Benassi, i will not stop dancing until the song is over.
You should message me if
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You need advice, you're sad and need cheering up, need someone's ass kicked to an inch of their life so they'll leave you alone, or because you see my potential as a great friend. I guarantee that you wont regret giving me a chance, I may have been rejected by everyone in my entire life but the friends I have made are all very thankful they met me. So if you think I'm cool or whatever hit me up, if not then lets have an online chat so I can tell you ''I did it for the lols''. Hope you got that reference lol