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HatlessPlanet

35 / M / Straight / Single

Richardson, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
​Where to begin? Humor and compassion are my best qualities, or the qualities I like the most about myself anyway. ​I’m charismatic, witty, and endearing to most. My favorite person is my 10-year-old son. His kung fu is the best.

Biographically, I was born in Long Beach, California and lived in that general area until my early 20s when I came to Dallas. With the exception of nine months in 2003, I've been here ever since. I earned a journalism degree from the University of North Texas, but soon after graduating discovered I was a much better writer than reporter, and therefore, not well-suited to the life of a newspaper man.

As a young family man, I did what I thought was best: I followed my father into the coal mines! Or, more truthfully, I turned to corporate marketing where The Man has kept me complacent with steady paychecks, performance increases, and incremental growth to my annual PTO accruals.

Regardless, I've never lost sight of what’s important, nor have I forgotten my special purpose. ​​I believe people should be assumed good until proven evil. ​I love music and great stories with complicated characters. ​I don’t like euphemisms. ​I love comedy and the Los Angeles Lakers. My favorite word is "yes."
What I’m doing with my life
Most importantly, I’m doing my best to make sure my kid doesn’t grow up to be a dick. So far, so good. I’d like to travel more and make new friends and see new sights, but the time has not yet come.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, mix tapes, video games, PowerPoint, sarcasm, writing, folding t-shirts, and procrastinating. I’m also pretty good at cooking, but prefer eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my voice. Because I often get angry and shout. Just kidding! I’m tall so I imagine that’s what people notice first. I also have blue eyes and a classically handsome face, which now that I’ve mentioned it, is the first thing you’ll notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Breakfast of Champions, East of Eden, Confederacy of Dunces, A Song of Ice and Fire, His Dark Materials, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Rot and Ruin, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and more.

Movies: Fletch, Star Wars, Chinatown, The Aviator, The Thin Man, The Avengers, End of Watch, Zombieland, The Dark Knight...and more!

Television: First of all, I like television. If you never miss an opportunity to proudly tell people you don’t own a television, I’m probably not the one for you. In fact, I’m a little sad for you because we’re currently in the Golden Age of Television.

Current/recent favorites: Archer, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Justified, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Homeland, Downton Abbey, Eureka, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Doctor Who, Luther

Also, Law & Order gets it’s own paragraph. Any day, any time, any place. All versions, all seasons, all detectives.

Music: Ummm, yes! More please! I like many genres and artists and wouldn’t even try naming a favorite, so here’s a random sample of who’s in the pod today:

Nas & Damian Marley, P.M. Dawn, King Floyd, Flight of the Conchords, Paul Simon, Justin Timberlake, Big Audio Dynamite, Bad Religion, Des’ree, Starfucker, John Prine, The Decemberists, The Pharcyde, Flo Rida, Grouplove, R.E.M., The Beach Boys, Cut Copy, Duran Duran, The Stone Roses, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bobby Darin, Jay-Z, Iron & Wine, Fatboy Slim, The Del-Vikings.
The six things I could never do without
In order of importance: My boy-o, my people, fresh water, soap, electricity, central heating and air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was I just doing? What should I do now? How does “wireless” work? Would it be ok if I slept just a little bit longer? How many popsicles is too many? Why can’t I fall asleep? Do these shoes go with this purse? What was I just doing? What should I do now?
On a typical Friday night I am
On weekends with my son, Friday includes some combination of the following with virtually no variation: Xbox, cartoons, movie, frozen food or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and a whole mess of Fanta Orange Soda.

On my solo weekends, Friday is still pretty mellow, but I sometimes go out with friends, head to the movie theater, or hope my boss notices when I work late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Would you be interested in learning two private things about me?

1. Mayonnaise makes me uneasy
2. Advice columns are my secret pleasure
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I’m pretty easy going and would love to hear from you unless any of the following descriptives apply to you: racist, white supremacist, homophobe, holocaust denier, murderer, or anything else in the general orbit of these groups.