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26 Woburn, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Jean. I was born in France where I grew up until the age of nine, when my whole family moved to the USA. Seventeen years later, I am still here.

I have been working in sales since college in several capacities. I even spent a year running my own company until bankruptcy reared its ugly head around the corner and vanquished my dreams of being a big shot suit-wearing, cigar-smoking, daytime cognac-swilling titan of industry in a shiny skyscraper. Oh well! I have since returned to gainfully working for somebody else.

I have two great passions: writing and soccer (playing and watching). I recently combined the two in the form of a modest soccer blog that nobody reads, but nonetheless takes up an ungodly amount of my time. I am also working on my second novel.

Other important things: I snore like an old dial-up modem, sing musicals to my plants (can you believe they still die?), and scream at my TV when my sports teams under-perform.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an inside sales representative for a staffing agency.

I am also writing my second novel (about the history of the modern world cup).

Soccer blogging! (Slogging? Sogging? Nah, that doesn't sound right...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke.
Writing.
Dressing up.
Getting by on my charms.
Singing Jacques Brel in French.
Poker.
Cheating at Poker.
Getting run out of town on a rail, covered in tar and feathers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super cool new Adidas shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Stranger, The First Man, Nausea, The Book of Flying, Martian Chronicles, The Possessed, and many many others!
MOVIES: My all time favorite is 500 Days of Summer. Also, Jurassic Park, Up in the Air, the original Karate Kid, Napoleon Dynamite (that's right!), The Damned United.
SHOWS: How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Scrubs, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Recreation.
MUSIC: I listen to a lot of old stuff, both French and anglophone: The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Sam Cooke, Pink Floyd, Foreigner, Dire Straits, Jacques Brel, George Brassens.
FOOD: Pizza is civilization!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~Books!
~Smart phone (I feel naked without it)
~Liverpool F.C.
~Q-tips
~Dogs!
~My OkCupid profile, duh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
NETFLIX YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a great sense of humor, you're smart, you're beautiful, and most importantly you have things that people who have their life somewhat together have....you know, like a job? Oh and maybe you don't still live at home. I don't know, normal stuff, you know?

Oh, and if you have a dog you'll let me play with, that's always a plus!