I have been working in sales since college in several capacities. I even spent a year running my own company until bankruptcy reared its ugly head around the corner and vanquished my dreams of being a big shot suit-wearing, cigar-smoking, daytime cognac-swilling titan of industry in a shiny skyscraper. Oh well! I have since returned to gainfully working for somebody else.
I have two great passions: writing and soccer (playing and watching). I recently combined the two in the form of a modest soccer blog that nobody reads, but nonetheless takes up an ungodly amount of my time.
Other important things: I snore like an old dial-up modem, sing musicals to my plants (can you believe they still die?), and scream at my TV when my sports teams under-perform.