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26 M Woburn, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hello there! Perhaps you have taken a wrong turn?

No? You willingly clicked on my thumbnail, and you are now reading my profile? You have made the mighty commitment of appearing in my "visitors" section, and perhaps you will find me worthy of 4, or perhaps even (ah a boy can dream!) 5 stars?

Well since you are here, gentle reader, let me tell you a little about myself; the good, the bad, and the oh-so compelling ugly.

My name is Jean. I was born in France where I grew up until the age of nine, until an employment opportunity in the good ol' US of A called my father's name. My whole family moved out to California. Sixteen years later (including four spent in an east coast college) I am still here while my family has moved back to France.

I have been working in sales since college in several capacities. I even spent the last year running my own company until a nasty little beast called bankruptcy reared its head around the corner and vanquished my dreams of being a big shot suit-wearing, cigar-smoking, daytime cognac-swilling titan of industry in a shiny skyscraper. What are you gonna do? Nothing ventured nothing gained! I am now returning to gainfully working for somebody else.

I have two great passions, the first of which is writing. In college, I spent a year composing a two hundred page fictional biography of the French writer, Nobel laureate, and twentieth-century playboy Albert Camus, whom I consider a genius. Nobody will publish it, but I say time well spent! My second great passion is soccer, both watching and playing. I played for four years in college (well, polished the bench with my sumptuous butt for three and played for one!) and have been a fan since I was a little kid.

Other important things: I snore like an old dial-up modem, sing musicals to my plants (can you believe they still die?), and scream at my TV when my sports teams under-perform.

Well, that is all, dear visitor! But please do not stop here. Peruse my profile, discover my tastes, glance upon what I am "looking for!" And if you fit the bill, drop me a line! Perhaps we can go for a drink. That is, of course, if and only if, you are emotionally prepared to be serenaded in French!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am starting a new job as a staffing manager! Really excited!

I am also writing my second novel about the history of the modern world cup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke.
Writing.
Dressing up.
Getting by on my charms.
Singing Jacques Brel in French.
Poker.
Cheating at Poker.
Getting run out of town on a rail, covered in tar and feathers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super cool new Adidas shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Stranger, The First Man, Nausea, The Book of Flying, Martian Chronicles, The Possessed, and many many others!
MOVIES: My all time favorite is 500 Days of Summer. Also, Jurassic Park, Up in the Air, the original Karate Kid, Napoleon Dynamite (that's right!), The Damned United.
SHOWS: How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Scrubs, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Rec
MUSIC: I listen to a lot of old stuff, both French and anglophone: The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Sam Cooke, Pink Floyd, Foreigner, Dire Straits, Jacques Brel, George Brassens.
FOOD: Pizza is civilization!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~Books!
~Smart phone! (wow these things are addictive)
~L'Equipe de France
~Q-tips
~My family and friends
~My OkCupid profile, duh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpAeNZNd9IE

It's the most hilarious and spot-on thing I've heard in a long time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
NETFLIX YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to be a Broadway singer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a great sense of humor, you're smart, you're beautiful, and most importantly you have things that people who have their life somewhat together have....you know, like a job? Oh and maybe you don't still live at home. I don't know, normal stuff, you know?

I like passionate and driven people who can still find fun in every little facet of life.