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Hatsareforheads

26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to write self summaries! I am a guy, that lives in a house. I eat food, daily. I also ride busses. I can swim, scramble eggs, butter toast, tie shoes(bunny ears), scratch scratchers, blow up balloons, ride a bike, water plants among other things! I was born with the capability to get along with people, it comes in handy most days. Some nights as well. How was your day? Do you like cats? Enough about you, I'm from California and embody it I guess you can say, or think. I am weird in all the right ways? I'm a happy person, I don't get angry really. Mostly tired and hungry, but those are easy to fix. I'm cooler than I think probably, but I think that implies thinking about it. See I'm still trying to figure out life and have a large portfolio of portfolios.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently studying philosophy, This is my master plan to get rich and rule the world. I plan on getting my masters in philosophy and teaching or combining the fields of philosophy and psychology to help all the crazy people in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing
Cooking
Fixing people
Fixing cars
Breaking things
Confusing myself and others
Rugby
People watching
Meeting weird people
Being weird
Being normal
Making parents like me more than their own children
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Their thoughts about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Office space
Waking life
Scanner darkly
Max and Emily
Fear and loathing
Science documentaries

I don't have cable so I don't watch much tv but the things I do watch are
Always sunny
Might Boosh
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Adventure time
Bobs burgers
Top Gear
Rockos modern life
Off the air
Tom goes to the mayor
Most things on adult swim
Nova

I like all music . I mainly listen to 80s pop various forms of electronic music. Tech house, drum step, Psy trance if the time is right. Prince, Hip hop and classic rock. I also enjoy not listening to music

FOOD! I love eating and cooking food, I'm not sure witch one I am better at, but I know I'm very skilled in both. Favorites are burritos stir fry, homemade pizza. I really like eggs for some reason and have breakfast multiple times some days. Cookies, I have mad cookie baking skills. But seriously eggs. Honestly I eat 6-8 eggs a day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The sun
Emotions
Distasteful clothes
Knowledge
Friends
The baby gap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About thinking
The universe
What I want to eat
What's wrong with people
How to tie a tie
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking in your window, holding a wooden spoon and a jar of peanut butter
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got caught trying to steal iron on T shirt paper u could print things on. They took a Polaroid picture if me while crying and called my mom. Rite aid had a damn undercover security guy
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like having intelligent conversations one minute then being childish and socially awkward the next. You should genuinely like yourself and people in general. Enjoying life is a good pre rec.
Or you could just message me to bug me, either way, speak your mind and be honest and I will treat you the same