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HaulingOats

31 M Oklahoma City, OK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If I'm home, I'm wearing my pjs.

Facts about me:
Low maintenance
Empathetic
Funnyish
Occasionally an insomniac
Serial monogamist

Typical "nice guy" (probably why I'm still single)

Creativity and humor are a must-have. You don't have to master those traits, just appreciate them.

The only thing I hate more than a sore loser is a sore winner.

I'm smart but I talk out of my ass a lot. I'm usually right, I just don't always know at the time.

While I am not so rich as to throw away a friend, that isn't what I'm looking for. I have been friend zoned by girls I liked for the majority of my life. It sucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Finally locked down a good 9-5. I love having nights and weekends off.

Netflix, bowling, and being a huge nerd.

I'm down for just about anything. I dabble in lots of stuff.

It is a point of pride that the super slutty girls on here don't match me at all.
I’m really good at
Reading people
Movie trivia
Horrifying puns
My job
Puzzles
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. My eyes? They hide behind glasses but are a deep blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Comics, Wheel of Time series, Game of Thrones, any Ken Follett. I just got the entire Sherlock Holmes collection, and it's going to take forever to finish.

Movies: Huge movie fan. I couldn't have a favorite if I tried. Here are some good ones. Serenity, Tropic Thunder, Princess Bride, Avengers, any Tarantino or Mel Brooks, Riff Trax, classic Steve Martin and super hero stuff!

TV: I don't have cable anymore, and i don't miss it. But i do love shows. Dexter, Archer, 30 Rock, Boston Legal, Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Dr. Who. I still like cartoons. No reality shows.

Music: All sorts. I'll listen to anyone who is good at what they are doing. I appreciate the craft. Current favorites: Muse, Panic at the Disco, Ludo

Food: I like spicy food. If I'm sweating, I'm happy. I don't cook a lot bit I'm working on it. Breakfast is my wheelhouse. I recently perfected the omelette. Peanut butter is my kryptonite.

Podcasts: Dead Authors Podcast, Thrilling Adventure Hour, Pod F. Tomcast, Nerdist, Doug Loves Movies, and many more. I listen to podcasts all day while I work.
The six things I could never do without
Car
Diet dr pepper
Problem solving (super satisfying)
Spellcheck
Stand-up comedy
Podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome brains are (not because I'm a zombie but because they are functionally fascinating), hypothetical scenarios, arts and crafts.
Everything and anything really. I have a hard time shutting my brain off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my sis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrible at saying goodbye. It's always super awkward and I never know when it's over.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to. I don't usually message first but I am good about getting back to people. I assume women on here get a lot of messages from douchebag guys. I don't care to get lost in the rabble.

I'm a straight shooter with people. Honest to a fault at times. I just ask for people to do the same. I can't handle emotional roller coasters.

If I view your profile a bunch, it's not that I am creepy, just that you are pretty and i am forgetful.