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45 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Why an I pleased to be here? Because you're here, of course. Don't let any diss of internet dating you make you feel like any less of a person. Let's consume caffeine and if you aren't interested thats okay, too. Pip pip! Bonus points: the name Pip is in which Dickens novel?
What I’m doing with my life
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Ars longa, vita brevis. Compassion and honesty are species of performance art. Kindness reverberates after we pass, but the china and glassware don't fall off the shelf. I'm trying to help others in any way possible. Im a comic/humorist, so I hope to meet someone who smiles a lot. Regular flossing is not mandatory, but is preferred.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people smile, shooting photos , especially portraits. Writing and fun. I've been called gifted at several things. May I please have your opinion?
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I hear most often is my blue eyes. The other night, it was "Handsome."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most PG Wodehouse, Most Hemingway shorts and fiction, especially The Sun Also Rises, The Road by Cormac MaCarthy, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides, The Angel Esmeralda by Dom Delillo, Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense and The Jumblies, illustrated by Edward Gorey. Tunes: Sarasate, Dire Straits, Coldplay, Verdi, Puccini, Louis A, Ella, the Stones, the Beatles, Biggie, Schubert's & Mendelssohn's octets with a cool glass of Veneto Pinot Grigio, or Blanco di Sardegna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm an iconoclast, so I'll put two, FOOD, "Food glorious food," and SLEEP, "Sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of care... chief nourisher in life's feast." -from which musical and play were the above quotes taken? Oh yeah... and I could never do without others, uh oh.... 7.3 billion others... okay, so it's more than six!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm here and how I can make things better for others and avoiding possessive attachment to things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often available for mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm longish in the tooth, but uncommonly playful.
You should message me if
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My pic and words interest you.