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44 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Emails from septuagenarians abounded, hence the age issue. The pic is 4 months old and I'm 54. And yet I say "Thou shalt fear no laugh line!" Do I make myself utterly opaque? My interest's interval may be ponderous, so don't dawdle and please tell me - my curiosity is sincere - about your life, if you're not laughing about it now, prepare yourself. I'm a stand up stage schooled sycophant. Your smile is my goal, preferably not while I snivel, but if that's what it takes, I'd endure embarrassment. While I try to eschew puns, if it's truly esoteric it may be hard to resist. Life is way too short. But I plan to enjoy myself and still lead a worthwhile existence as much as I can. The sound of your laughter helps bring forth the funny. Got guffaws?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a stand up comedian/writer/photographer/almost-ne'erdowell.
I’m really good at
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Shooting photos.
Using words.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I hear most often is my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Marriage Plot by Jeffry Eugenides, The Angel Esmeralda by Dom Delillo, The Tempest by Shakespeare, Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense and The Jumblies, illustrated by Edward Gorey. Dire Straits, Coldplay, Verdi, Puccini, Louis A, Ella, the Stones, the Beatles, Biggie, Schubert's & Mendelssohn's octets with a cool glass of pinot grigio, or Blanco di Sardegna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm an iconoclast, so I'll put two, FOOD, "Food glorious food," and SLEEP, "Sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of care... chief nourisher in life's feast." -from which musical and play were the above quotes taken?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm here and how I can make things better for others and avoiding possessive attachment to things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often available for mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That my apartment needs organization.
You should message me if
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-you are so inclined...