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Shirt_Missing

44 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Have you seen my shirt anywhere? My bow tie looks much better on white than on skin. Life is way too short. But I plan to enjoy myself and still lead a worthwhile existence as much as I can. This includes telling you my real age: 54. Sorry about the false 44, but mailbox was replete with copious correspondence from octogenarians. Now, can you help me find my shirt?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a stand up comedian/writer/photographer/almost-ne'erdowell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shooting photos.
Using words.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I hear most often is my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Marriage Plot by Jeffry Eugenides, The Angel Esmeralda by Dom Delillo, The Tempest, Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense and The Jumblies, illustrated by Edward Gorey. Coldplay, Verdi, Puccini, Louis A, Ella, the Stones, the Beatles, Biggie, Schubert's & Mendelssohn's octets with a cool glass of pinot grigio, or Blanco di Sardegna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm an iconoclast, so I'll put two, FOOD, "Food glorious food," and SLEEP, "Sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of care... chief nourisher in life's feast." -from which musical and play were the above quotes taken?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm here and how I can make things better for others and avoiding possessive attachment to things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often available for mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That my apartment needs organization.
You should message me if
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-you are so inclined...