Hopetohelp
46 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I do stand up and I'm funny, but it's a steep hill with many climbers, which of course is why I'm a wannabe Jew. Got gefilte fish, or kreplach?
What I’m doing with my life
HUMOROUS SONNET IN BLANK VERSE:

I'm sick of extra virgin olive oil!
It's pale color has almost no flavor
and extra virgins never touch the meat.
No thanks life's too short, but you're okay
No reflection on you, but I'd vastly
prefer a bottle of wenchy olive oil.
The potent scent, the flavor that's like the essence
Of life itself. When I'm limp there's always
my toolbox 'neath the bed, where she can find
A stainless monkey wrench to ease her mind
I’m really good at
I'm a master of blaming others for my mistakes, when I can.
I can seethe in silent rage with the best of them.
I'll climb comfortably into the bed you made and sleep like a baby, that is just as you drift off to Slumberland, I'll scream for my bottle..
The first things people usually notice about me
That i'm in shape, have hair on my head and of course, the blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most PG Wodehouse, Most Hemingway shorts and fiction, especially The Sun Also Rises, The Road by Cormac MaCarthy, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides, The Angel Esmeralda by Dom Delillo, Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense and The Jumblies, illustrated by Edward Gorey. Tunes: Bach, Dvorak, Sarasate, Dire Straits, Coldplay, Verdi, Puccini, Louis A, Ella, the Stones, the Beatles, Biggie, Schubert's & Mendelssohn's octets with a cool glass of Veneto Pinot Grigio, or Blanco di Sardegna.
The six things I could never do without
My blood, skin and bones and fine, multicultural food to keep them healthy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to help rehab this little planet of ours.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often available for mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm longish in the tooth, but uncommonly playful.
You should message me if
My pic and words interest you.
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