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Hawaiian_Todd

23 / M / straight / Single

Crete, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am confident, smart, and funny.

My Self-Summary

Hello, I'm Todd Kearney. Hit me up on F***EB**K. Just moved down here to Crete, IL from Chicago, IL. It's been a bore here so far, mostly working, My mom just bought a retirement farm down here and needed help. I was looking for a fresh start and didn't have the cash for another semester at Northeastern. So I went from city boy to hillbilly with a flick of the wrist. Got some boots and a sexi cowboy hat, already know how to do a lot with horses but I've got to learn more asap. Had a job interview recently in Crown Point, IN. Hoping to get a job soon so I can afford to take you out on a date, lol. Could always be a cheapas$ and show you around the farm... I'm confident, funny, smart, active, enjoy: working out, movies, video games, sports etc. I can have fun doing almost anything and I am very adaptable. Reliable, dependable, sweet, caring, nurturing, respectful(well there's always a bad joke sometimes...), overly considerate(don't ask, lol), very loyal. Never cheated on any girlfriend, even if they were. Sexy 6pack, decent arms, no butt(sorry, it's flat but cute I've heard), tall, tanned(most of the time), hung(8"), and I'm going to stop rambling so you can look me up or text me. Don't be shy, there's no reason to embarassed around me, I'm too laid back for that.Just moved down here from Chicago. If there's anything fun to do down here you should tell me! Been working on my ma's new retirement farm, and looking for a new job down here. Kinda sucks living with your mother after not living with her for 5 years, but she needed help and I wanted a fresh start.

Old:
I'm very open and can have doing almost anything. Quick-witted and funny, sometimes too much of a clown, yet can be very serious when the situation arises. I was a little rebel boy in high school and did not get a diploma, but I have my GED and did 1 year of vocational school, and went to 1 semester at Northeastern before I moved down here.

What I’m doing with my life

Working on getting a new job down here so I can save up and finish college. Want to be an IT guy one day(The guy you scream for at offices and schools when your computer's not working). Started my computer science degree in Chicago at NEIU but I don't think I can transfer those credits because it doesn't count as a full year..... Bogus...
Already knew how to ride, groom, and saddle a horse. But soon my mom's getting a few and I'm going to have to learn a lot more about them. And trying to fix a tractor isn't as close as I thought to fixing a car. Lost yet confident in the country!

Old:
I was a little rebel boy in high school and did not get a diploma, but I just got my GED and am exploring schools(mostly online courses to bend around my work schedule). I am currently working at a grocery store, but have ambition to do so much more(JOB CHANGE, COMCAST SALES REP). I was trying to get in shape/working out and try out for either Canadian football or arena football. Can't get my 40 yard dash low enough tho. Was thinking about using my current physique to take a firefighter's test or other fun/active jobs that I would be proud of. I have been a bad boy in life, but learning from your mistakes is what matures you. I'm quite the opposite now, like doing the right thing and am scared shitless of stealing anything now. It really seems like the only way a guy who was raised in a lower standard of living becomes a good guy. My family was pretty poor while I grew up and certain things my family and I can do may surprise you or scare you away. Well... let me ask you this, if we we're at my father's for thanksgiving and he took disposable plastic cups out of the dishwasher and used them for dinner, would you be scared? would you just laugh? My mother recycles more than I think she should also, not as in paper/plastic, more like duct taping a leg back onto a stool or chair.

Older:
Just started a new job and it's been pretty cool, a long drive but well worth it. Still trying to score a bartending job so I'm not wasting this bartending license I got. Now I know how people feel when they pay for college and can't get a job in that field, but hey!lol at least I didn't pay anywhere near what a university costs.

I’m really good at

Almost anything. I'm smart, athletic, and confident. You can put anything in front of me and I'll complete it. Always was in the top percentile in anything from school to athletics/sports. If I went to a high school with a football team I would imagine myself turning out a lot different. Instead I turned into more of a Johnny Rebel, being young and unknowing, and having too much confidence... yes almost sounds like a cliche` with me thinking I'm smarter than a teacher and refusing to listen. I'm not like that anymore, everyone has phases and almost everyone grows up. Video games, don't worry I'm not an addict, lol.

The first things people usually notice about me

Hard-working, good-humored, artistic(when I played guitar in a band, now it's normally not a 1st impression). Sometimes I can come off as a know-it-all. I like admitting the bad things about myself early, rather than having someone become disappointed later.

I have big lips, especially for my race. I get a lot of responses on my hair recently, too bad I don't have a recent picture of it. If I have my shirt off or am wearing an open button-down shirt people stop looking at my face. Great abs and a sexy little sun tattoo around my belly button.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm not into books that much, I can read tho... lol. Books lack interaction I think, sure imagination is great, I love it. But something like a video game seems nicer to me. At least they react to my actions. As for movies, I love tons of them. My more favorites revolve around comedy or comedic romance.

I used to be a professional chef, I enjoy cooking a lot. But when it comes to my favorite foods I'm not as classy as my cooking skills. Pizza, tacos, hot dogs(Gene and Jude's!!!). And of course burgers!

My favorite music is mostly ska and punk. I grew up on it and it's had a big effect on my life. When I want something to pump me up and get me wiled up I love to listen to punk, as a musician I listen to the actual music a lot more than the lyrics. And I can get pumped up on something kinda gay like Green Day, just because I can hear the palm-muting. And when I want to relax it's all about the ska, I love to play ska too. I make ska versions of almost everysong I know(500-600songs). Even turned some metallica songs into ska, It's great! lol.

The six things I could never do without

My car!(Love walking, don't get me wrong)
Music
Inhibitors(Beer, cigarettes etc)
Saying food would be kinda retarted
Computer
Maybe cell phone
I dont know.... Chicken? Wow, I must be really hungry at the moment.
My legs!

On a typical Friday night I am

Pretty tired from work, but normally still go out with my friends. Sometimes my dad, it's about the only time someone buys me drinks, lol. Sometimes reading, tv, video games, or guitar if I'm super lazy. Movies on occasion, this 3 hour movie thing is getting lame. And with whatever I do from above eventually sleep.

You should message me if

You think I'm cute.
Like abs.
Like spontaniaty. (I am, even if I don't remember how to spell it!)
Are active.
Like hung guys.