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HaydenMuhl

33 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like:

learning new things
puns and off color jokes
going for bike rides up big hills
singing
experimenting in the kitchen
good beer
lightning and thunder
the smell of tomato vines
the occasional card game or board game
riding on newly inflated tires
gummy bears - it's a terrible weakness
Cards Against Humanity

I don't like:

to watch sports
loud bars
dancing
Puccini
coffee
tucking in the top sheet

My brain is a sponge for random information. I always forget to take vacations. I can drive stick, but don't own a car.

Two countries on my bucket list are Australia and Japan. I'd like to see the wilderness of Australia and the cities of Japan. Something else I'd like to try is putting all the states I haven't visited into a hat, drawing one at random and then planning a trip there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My primary goal in life is educating people on the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

When I'm not doing that, I work as a web developer. Shocking, I know. A computer programmer in the Bay Area. When I'm not working, I enjoy singing opera. Once upon a time, it was my career goal, but it wasn't a good fit for me. In order for music to be enjoyable, I need to do it on my terms. It's just as important for me to be able to sing when I want to as it is to not sing when I don't. If that makes sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Picking out oranges at the grocery store
* Singing
* Juggling
* Clicking my heels like a Leprechaun
* Making friends with the neighbors' cats
* Folding fitted sheets

I play the ocarina, but I don't know that I'd qualify as "really good."
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think I get the most comments about either my eyes or my laugh. One of my former coworkers said I have a a "Kung-fu Villain Laugh".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Gummy bears are a huge weakness. Please keep them away from me. Noodles of all kinds are delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Corrective lenses, my bicycle, capsaicin, xkcd, peanut butter (the real kind), beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever hobby has most recently piqued my interest. Some of my past hobbies have been juggling, unicycling, pickling, home brewing and origami. When I do pick up a hobby, I tend to have a very singular focus, where I will learn anything and everything I can. Eventually, that will run its course, and I will just stop, then at some point I find something else that interests me and the cycle starts over.

I've been diving back into singing after a few months away. I just found a great book of songs written for voice and lute by John Dowland. Drop me a line if you know a good lutenist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Slanket. Don't judge. It's amazing.

I've decided I'm a big fan of bow ties and suspenders. On one level this is entirely practical, but I would be lying if I didn't admit to it also satisfying my inner hipster.
You should message me if
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... you want to go ride bikes before it's too late
... you're smart and curious about stuff
... you want to try some home made kim chee
... you know what the fish said when he ran into the wall
... you are a musician (not a requirement, just a big plus)
... you would invite this person to a potluck (also not a requirement)
... you're able to sprint in the shoes you're wearing right now
... you have a favorite TED talk you would like to share with me