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Being a Faggot..... is Awesome!!!! 👍
I am from Chicago new to TX :D
BTW- Don't Take This Entire Profile Serious have a sense of Humor
Some of it is Sarcasm and Satire.
Hi I am Hayden :) Sometimes I wear Make-Up if it's not obvious. I
am not as flamboyant as I appear to be, actually I know my look is
femme but I am not the stereotypical flamboyant queen even if I
look like one haha. (Weird I know but I act pretty normal, like a
guy I guess with a tinge of a "BitchDiva") and by that I mean I am
not some loud center of attention kind of gay. Don't worry I am
nice usually I only act like a C.U.N.T. around friends I am nice to
everyone else and I am very honest. (Blunt)
I rather have someone initiate conversation I can be shy :) I am
not self centered and my image isn't the most important (Well Only
when I am on my vanity applying Make-Up or Looking in a mirror. ")
But that can be anyone really
I can be humble and careless sometimes but I am confident and
Vanity is a favorite word I like saying C.U.N.T.
I do feel like I am Bisexual sometimes but my attraction to women
is limited to which women I find attractive, some women are really
beautiful and I like making out with them :) but Guys are Hotter.
What I’m doing with my life
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I went to college with the intention of being an Art Major I was
awarded an Art Scholarship and had my work displayed at The Museum
of Contemporary Art Chicago I Looked into Secondary Education but
now that I have realistically thought about it I can't fucken deal
I mean being a role model No!!! not me I have a hard enough time
with getting men to do anything for me young adults are just as or
more difficult and financially it is not the best option I mean you
can't go shopping to Louis Vuitton and Dior on a Teacher's salary
that's not so fabulous kind of boring anyway and I would probably
be like Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher. (I love that Movie) btw
I was really interested in art then and still am I still like to
paint mostly abstract paintings with Acrylic but now I am
contemplating what my life goals should be and focus on that.
Currently I work for Christian Dior so I put make up on people and
tell them they look fabulous and need it they get flattered and
feel absolutely obligated to buy it because I would never tell them
what I really think but I make more money than a friend in Chicago
who was going to take a personal banking position for Chase so
things could be worst like a 9-5 because drinking every night
wouldn't work out so well with those hours it's all about
priorities people and working hard to buy enough alcohol to
continue working hard
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Make-up and Skincare I don't really have to buy it anymore so
that's one less expense for me and yes it's expensive if I were to
actually total how much shit I use on my face every 3 months I
think I would hit somewhere between 2,000-5,000 dollars and no it's
not Mac in fact some "Mac" Make-Up is very tacky and cheap like
literally all of their foundations suck. I prefer high end
cosmetics because the quality is always there Dior and Chanel is
always amazing. YSL, Tom Ford, You can't go wrong your mom or
sisters probably won't like me but its ok my mom and sisters are
jealous of me 2 and my mom swears I should have been born a girl
but I think it's easier being a male that means no menstrual cycle
and child birth Werq!!! Hooker oh and Pms thank you who ever made
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Eyes! I have some Bitching Long Eye-Lashes
I always smell good I only wear perfume (Update in 2014 I started
wearing some men's cologne but perfume is still awesome )
How Androgynous I am
My face and the fact that I wear Make-Up
My Smile :)
Some Ponder about my gender.
Tell me? I mean look at me I am fabulous darling!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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First off what the hell is food doing in this category? I eat and I
like to drink so can we skip that and Books since I have 0% body
fat and I only really read the required text for a class or some
stupid beauty and fashion magazine yes! (Sarcasm) no really I don't
read anymore I just look at pictures or read interesting articles
friends post on FB Or some hot douche"s online profile if he's hot
enough and worth the trouble of reading I have better things to do
#FuckYourFace I like drinking and I eat a lot but I never gain any
weight my abs are natural and my whole body just hangs off my
cheekbones!!! But I want to go the gym and actually workout HaHa
that's funny JK I rather go to the gym to people watch
Music: I love Music I have a broad collection But can we just take
a moment to discuss musicals and plays yes I am Gay I hate them the
Anyway Music Wise: I like Jeffree Star he's fucken gorgeous but has
the worst personality and shortest temper ever! What a C.U.N.T. I
Love Lana Del Rey, Kaskade, Metric, Florrie, Lights, The Fray,
Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears, Lily Allen, Mostly Pop/Rock but I
have a strange taste in music sometimes. EDM Duh!!!
TV: The Nanny is a classic and a favorite and Absolutely Fabulous
Movies: Netflix Mostly I loved Prison Break it was really
Heroes, Skins U.K, Lost, Bad Teacher, A Single Man, Crazy Stupid
Love, Something Borrowed. I also love the queen of comedy Lisa
Lampanelli her blunt direct personality is creative and hits you
where it counts :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Water, Food. Wine&Alcohol the essentials you know Vodka
Being a Bitch Diva
And clearly doing what I want when I want which sometimes leads to
telling people what to do because I can
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and how incredible large it is and how it keeps
expanding. I am really into Physics I find it interesting.
Religion and how incredibly stupid it is. "God Often Speaks To Me
Through Christian Dior" Need I say more. The Bible is the most
boring fairy tale of all time. Some Jesus Bible Pounding Freak Had
this so say about me and I Love It.... "You are terrible and need
Jesus in your life to save your soul which has been corrupted by
Vanity and Materialism in the Devils Playground" I will Pray for
Her.....Bless her heart!!!
I am very intrigue by sexuality and attraction with men in general.
I am very analytic when it comes to physical beauty and I have my
own image of what is physical perfection. I like starring at
attractive strangers and rating them haha. Sometimes I find
attractive qualities in people who aren't perfect or my type. The
way people look is very interesting to me but many times I just
look at someone and think out loud (bless your heart) I will pray
for you!! Jesus loves you the Latino Jesus the one from Grindr
loves me 2 but I am not really into him
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a Hooker with my best Hooker like cross dressing in women's
clothes wearing Fuck Me Pumps with layers of Make Up to conceal
mental illness & lack of Dignity. We Cockblock eachother and
always turn a Friday night into a Saturday night if she's wearing
betrayal shoes we usually end the night early and hang out with the
Whataburger Bitches and enjoy some HotFries while they judge
I sparkle with Swarovski Jewelry and Shimmer with Fairy Dust with a
Designer Handbag while carrying on like a Flaming Homo.... I mean
And if I am not being that ^^^ fabulous I am probably drunk as fuck
having the time of my life #FuckYourFace you don't know my life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I attract a lot of guys who claim to be "Straight" and if I am
lucky some of these guys are Married and I kind of like it.
Straight men are hot. I think it's the whole not gay mannerism that
I find attractive I like masculine guys like every other Fag!!
You should message me if
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If you want to I'll try to reply to everyone :) really looking for
new friends. Or a man that wants to empty his balls inside me for
more than just one night.
People to talk to and hang out with date possibly. I am more
approachable than people give me credit for :) I am not too bad.
Even if you aren't physically my type I will still talk to you :)
more so in person than online just because I get a lot messages and
I am kind of over it now but I am a cool dude so just be
interesting if not attractive. I only ask you not to be weird. I
also tend to like older guys. And if you find this profile
absolutely outrageous because it is but you can't help how
attracted you are to me message me anyway because Vodka anything
makes any night interesting!!!! So buy me a drink Bitch!!!! Because
the more drunk you are the prettier I look!!!
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