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28 • Sacramento, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Dec 16
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Judaism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
In the "My details" section, under "Income", I really wish I could put "minuature", but they don't have an option for that.
I want to make a test tube baby with Wes Anderson. I love every film he's made, and I don't care what anyone else thinks about that. Also love Heathers, Evil Dead II, Reality Bites, Rocket Science, Scott Pilgrim, Raising Arizona (!), Welcome to the Dollhouse, Requiem for a Dream (bummer)...gosh, what else is a cliche movie college kids like? Oh, Boondock Saints.
I also like to come up with good arguments against vegetarianism...and creationism...and various other isms.
Also, I have not for years and still do not know how to properly dispose of dead batteries. I could take the 3 minutes to look it up on Google right now instead of writing this, and yet.....What I do, instead, is store them in really odd places until they mysteriously disappear into the ether. I don't know, somewhere near the other sock, just left of your 7th grade retainer.
I've gotten quite a few messages addressing this, many with pictures attached. So I just wanted to add, if you find one with the sad adult outright weeping and doing something I like to call "kidney bean face" wherein the mouth involuntarily forms a sort of kidney bean shape, please send that along. I will think of some kind of prize to give you, you brave and clever soul.
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