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29 Sacramento, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:30pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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100% grade-A American Booger. Shit, I don't know...this is a lot of pressure...I like to swear and drink and smoke. I'm liberal and left-handed. Obsessed with music that I will force you to listen to if I hang out with you. I've got good hair. I read more often than I have conversations. I don't like talking on the phone. I do like art, design, clothes, old station wagons, thrift stores, weird museums, spellcheck, the banjo, vintage books, clever turns of phrase, and logic.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a graphic designer. Technically an art director. I used to have a really cute blurb on here about how adorably unemployed I was, but what do you know, I got hired and now I have absolutely nothing precious to say. Hot dang.

In the "My details" section, under "Income", I really wish I could put "minuature", but they don't have an option for that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing! Oh no, how sad! No, but really, I'm awesome at underselling myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh most likely my pure, radiating joy. My ability to crack a smile so wide homeless orphans can find good homes inside. My ability to distract you with my charm and wit, and then, my ability to grab your juice box and run.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Guess!...actually, I get upped a percent if I get to 500 words, so let me list the bands I listened to today. Ok, here goes: Tune-yards, Thao and the get down stay down, The Head and the Heart, Motopony, Babeshadow, A B & The Sea, King Charles, Miniature Tigers, Kopecky Family Band. And more bands from another day: Kurt Vile, War on Drugs, The Do, Ty Segall, Dirty Gold, Ducktails, Pink Mountaintops, Cloud Control. Ok, now a couple more favorites: Deerhunter, Of Montreal, The Strange Boys, Sonny and the Sunsets, Harlem, the Kinks, the Kills, Animal Collective, Devendra Banhart, Andrew Bird, The Veils, Fleet Foxes, Belle & Sebastian, New Pornographers, Yeasayer, Dirty Projectors, A.A. Bondy, Tallest Man on Earth, O'Death, X, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Saints, Alt-J, Born Ruffians, Jake Bugg, Everything Everyting, Cayucas, Oberhofer, Pretty & Nice, Surfer Blood, Is tropical, Menomena, Fruit Bats, Diamond Rugs, Typhoon, Thee Oh Sees, Sonny and the Sunsets, King Khan & the BBQ show, The very best, the Generationals, King Tuff, Fidlar, THE KINKS,etc.

I want to make a test tube baby with Wes Anderson. I love every film he's made, and I don't care what anyone else thinks about that. Also love Heathers, Evil Dead II, Reality Bites, Rocket Science, Scott Pilgrim, Raising Arizona (!), Welcome to the Dollhouse, Requiem for a Dream (bummer)...gosh, what else is a cliche movie college kids like? Oh, Boondock Saints.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, cigarettes, the public library, ice coffee....umm, food and shelter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend quite a bit of energy attempting to conjure up similarities between myself and Charles Bukowski. And also Ron from Parks and Recreation. For a girl, I have weird heroes.

I also like to come up with good arguments against vegetarianism...and creationism...and various other isms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing a cape, standing on top of tall buildings, watching over the crime ridden city I've sworn to protect.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find the whole getting-ready-for-bed hygiene routine (washing face, brushing teeth, flossing, blah) so intensely boring that I bring my laptop into the bathroom and watch something (usually British) on Netflix while I'm doing that. This is not the most private thing I'm willing to admit. It's just that I think I'm kind of a genius for doing this and want to share the love with others, in any way I can.

Also, I have not for years and still do not know how to properly dispose of dead batteries. I could take the 3 minutes to look it up on Google right now instead of writing this, and yet.....What I do, instead, is store them in really odd places until they mysteriously disappear into the ether. I don't know, somewhere near the other sock, just left of your 7th grade retainer.
You should message me if
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Sad adults in conical party hats make you laugh.

I've gotten quite a few messages addressing this, many with pictures attached. So I just wanted to add, if you find one with the sad adult outright weeping and doing something I like to call "kidney bean face" wherein the mouth involuntarily forms a sort of kidney bean shape, please send that along. I will think of some kind of prize to give you, you brave and clever soul.