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26 • Greeley, CO • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 8:11pm
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on masters program
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Okay)
So ACTUALLY, I was raised in New Mexico. You know, the newer Mexico that is actually one of the 48 American states? Yeah, that one. If you didn't know that was a state, feel free to move along (unless you're from another country... I suppose that is acceptable)...
I am a ridiculous goofball and really enjoy sarcasm. Learned it from my Italian nanny as a child so it's actually by first language - even have it on my resume. I'm prone to episodes of song and dance, mostly songs that I make up about everything around me. Can and will make fun of everything - including myself and most likely you.
Skilled in advanced wizardry and necromancy, master of HTML coding, and (secretly) the last of the time lords. I make a point to go to the Renaissance Festival every year like a nerd and seriously need to go to ComicCon this year so that my head doesn't explode from sadness.
Quoter of ALL the movies, trier of ALL the things!
On a more serious note, I'm very independent - politically, intellectually, financially, and professionally. Some may say I've got my shit together.
Just kidding. Sort of... I work at UNC and like my job, but it's not my end-all, be-all. Future career goals include backup dancer, race car driver, river raft guide, and theoretical astrophysicist.
I'm currently working full time and getting masters in communication, which is quite ironic since I'm literally the worst at explaining things and getting point across... some call that communicating.
Not gonna lie, I don't exactly know what I want to do when I grow up, but who does? In the meantime I have a pretty good job and am enjoying life. I'm always trying to learn new things - mostly from the interwebs - like how to fold fitted bed sheets and how to dubstep. You know, important life skills.
I'm pretty good at singing...
All useless things. But I can fix my toilet and change my car headlights.
Movies: My favorite movie is Supertroopers, which really speaks to my sense of humor. Dodgeball, Europtrip, Matrix, LOTR, any comic book movies.. I'm always down for seeing a movie no matter what it is, but I generally don't like horror or chick flicks.
Shows: I love TV and am a binge watcher. Community, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, West Wing, Lost Girl, Firefly, X-Files, Sherlock, Revenge, Scandal, True Blood, Game of Thrones, The Following... so many more. Damn you, Netflix!
Music: It's so cliché, but I really like all music EXCEPT country and jazz (sometimes I like jazz). All music has it's place and time. I like pop, hip hop, rap, new age, but I mostly listen to alternative rock/indie. Love 93.3 :) I'm a huge concert-going.
Food: I'm not a huge meat eater, but I love food and trying new food. I really like sushi and curry, but I'm not saying I wouldn't eat mac and cheese pizza if it was available...
My tech (phone, tv, computer)
You aren't a total douche canoe.
You can let your geek out of the closet. (Metaphorically, of course. If you actually have a geek in your closet, you're probably a psychopath and I'd prefer if you didn't message me.)
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