So ACTUALLY, I was raised in New Mexico. You know, the newer Mexico that is actually one of the 48 contiguous American states? Yeah, that one. If you didn't know that was a state, feel free to move along (unless you're from another country... I suppose that is acceptable)...
I am a ridiculous goofball and really enjoy sarcasm. Learned it from my Italian nanny as a child so it's actually by first language - even have it on my resume. I'm prone to episodes of song and dance, mostly songs that I make up about everything around me. Can and will make fun of everything - including myself and most likely you.
Skilled in advanced wizardry and necromancy, master of HTML coding, and (secretly) the last of the time lords. I make a point to go to the Renaissance Festival every year like a nerd and seriously need to go to ComicCon this year so that my head doesn't explode from sadness.
Quoter of ALL the movies, trier of ALL the things! I would say I love to travel, but really I just like being other places in the world. The traveling part sucks.
On a more serious note, I'm very independent - politically, intellectually, financially, and professionally. Some may say I've got my shit together.