I'm a man. I'm a lover. I'm a hater. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm hopeless. I'm hopeful. I'm a joker. I'm twisted, I've been twisted and I'm twisting still... I'm a gentleman. I'm a jerk. I'm good. I'm evil. I'm sick and tired. I'm bitter. I'm sarcastic. I'm only human. I'm a nerd. I love comics. I love books. I love movies. I love writing. I love drawing. I hate everything. I have no shame. I don't drink. I'm picky. I'm weird. I like to laugh. I like to make you laugh. I Am Legend. I'm pleased to meet you. ...I'm just kidding.

I'm Luke.

Well, I like to break free of stereotypes. I'm not into sports, cars, steroids or anything else that guys are "supposed" to be obsessed with. Told you I was weird. I'm not into bars or clubs either. Alcohol makes people stupid and I dislike stupidity. I also hate what passes for music these days as far as the general public is concerned, so why go somewhere that has both of those things? I like to think I'm more intellectual than that. Or maybe I just think I am because I'm an idiot. Possibly. I'm not rich or incredibly handsome so I have to make up for it by having a personality.

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I'm writing and drawing a comic book that I will publish and use to get tons of fan girl booty. Right now as I'm writing this I'm making some macaroni and cheese. I only like the fun shapes, they taste way better than the elbows for some reason. Finding good new rock bands that know what it means to be real artists. I'm thinking I want to start learning to play the guitar and/or the drums pretty soon. I exercise and try to eat healthy. I've also decide to start saving up for a vasectomy. I realize that this is probably a deal breaker to about 99 percent of you, but wanting to have a child is a deal breaker for me. So we're even. That said, single mothers who don't plan on any more can feel free to email me.

Sexing it up. You don't have to take that one seriously. ...but you should. Being the opposite of everyone else. Being the exception to the rule. Making fun of things, I think I enjoy it way too much. I hope I'm good at writing and maybe drawing. I'm good at that game Text Twist. I'm usually good at making people laugh.

My hot ass. I'm so tired of only being looked at as a piece of meat! (No I'm not, I always like it)

I don't know, my perfect teeth sometimes. I've been told I have great eyes and a great smile. How generic. Why can't the rest of my face look good?

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Comic books: Y: The Last Man, Watchmen, Ex Machina, Swamp Thing, Miracleman, Deadpool, Daredevil, Punisher, Green Lantern, Kick-Ass and about a billion more.

Books: Johannes Cabal: The Necromancer by Jonathan L. Howard, The Somnambulist by Jonathan Barnes, Jurassic Park, State of Fear, Prey, Congo and Sphere by Michael Crichton, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, World War Z, It's Superman!, Wicked, Superfolks, I Am Legend, The Incredible Shrinking Man, Mister B Gone, The Road, Digital Fortress, Da Vinci Code to name a few. I have an immense to-read list that is always growing.

Movies: The Prestige, Changeling, Constantine, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Batman Begins, The Machinist, Mystic River, Gran Torino, JCVD, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Training Day and really anything with Christian Bale.

TV: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Whitest Kids U Know, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Futurama, The Office, 10 Items or Less, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Get Smart, Burn Notice and Conan Obrien.

Music: Them Crooked Vultures is probably my new favorite. I wish I was their new album. Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Mark Lanegan, Arctic Monkeys, Ok Go, Josh Homme, Spinnerette, Millionaire, Masters of Reality, The Breeders, Desert Sessions, Ambulance LTD, Black Keys, and Tom Waits and a few others. I am extremely picky about music. Music is supposed to be an art form, but it has devolved into nothing but a series of trends and meaningless fashion. Musical artists should be just that: artists. If you don't have anything important or meaningful to say then why should I buy or tolerate your album?

Food: I'm a very picky eater. I guess I'm a very picky everything. But I do love meat and I'm just now learning to cook a little bit, so that's awesome.

1: Sex
2: Comics or books
3: Friends
4: Wal-Mart
5: Internet
6: Something to make fun of

My comic book stories. My problems in life and possible solutions for them. My goals and the means to reach them. Stereotypes and how dumb they are. Stereotypes and how astonishingly and aggravatingly accurate they can be sometimes. And... I'll be honest here: Sex. Sexy dirty sex.

Probably bored. As I'm writing this, I am extremely bored at home which is the only reason I can think of for remaking this stupid account. But at least I made some macaroni and cheese, so my friday night is actually pretty radical.

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

You should message me if you are unique, funny and intelligent.

You should NOT message me if:
-You're celibate. (I'm a single, adult male. With a wiener. Get used to it.)
-You live an hour or more away from me. (I don't think you can put out enough to be worth the drive.)
-You're 21 or younger. (In my experience people from this age range are incredibly stupid. I'm beginning to believe I may need someone older than me to be compatible and mature enough.)
-You listen to pop and/or rap. (You're a grown adult, time for your tastes to mature.)
-Hell, if you listen to any crap mainstream top forties music. (Grow up and learn what real art is.)
-You HAVE to drink to have a good time. (If you don't value your own mind while you poison it then why should I?)
-You do drugs. (I need to be able to have a coherent conversation with you.)
-If you have a wiener. (I'm only interested in the opposite of people with wieners.)
-You're out of shape or gross. (Haha that sounds shallow, but I do have standards. If I'm not attracted to someone then how the hell can I date them?)
-If you think Lil Wayne is a human being then we cannot talk.

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