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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 1:33pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm pretty cool. INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working two jobs while I look for one in my career field. One of them's teaching math, so I have to keep my calculus skills sharp all the time! I spend the rest of my time with my boxer dog. We've been hitting the beach a lot lately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tool using, standing upright, social organization, your usual human stuff. Plus I make an excellent cup of coffee, can do vector calculus, and know how to fold origami Irish elk. I'm less good at the sort of things a person might actually be asked to do on a regular basis, but I think that balances out with the coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lately? How young I look. I'm 22, I swear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Much in the same way that my Pandora station is based on They Might Be Giants, but gets to on the fringes, my taste for books centers around Terry Pratchett and spirals out from there. Patrick Rothfuss, Frank Herbert, Larry Niven, George RR Martin, Jim Butcher, Jean Auel, Scott Lynch, all the good sci fi/fantasy. I love suggestions!

The Lego Movie's my favorite in every way. That and The Man from Earth which, for some, reason I've watched like 30 times.

I have disgusting fascination with E-Rotic. I also smoke weed and listen to Simon and Garfunkel sometimes. Cake, The Presidents of the United States, They Might Be Giants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, Chamomile Tea, Honey. That's all I really need, but some coconut oil, some dank and a croissant would be nice too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fractal nature of the universe or something dumb like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at a Magic: the Gathering draft at the card shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am so good at conserving toilet paper.
You should message me if
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you don't really want to. 'cause you're wrong, you should message me, I'm the best.