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21 Melbourne, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:10am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working two jobs while I look for one in my career field. Listening to audiobooks too often to be healthy.
I’m really good at
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the zoo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lately? How young I look. I'm 21, I swear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If we were running an election for god, my vote would be so torn between Terry Pratchett and Patrick Rothfuss. I'd gladly live in whatever world either of them would dream up. Then there's Jean Auel, Douglas Adams, Scott Lynch, Jim Butcher, and everybody reads ASOIF so there's that.

The Lego Movie's my favorite in every way. That and The Man from Earth which, for some, reason I've watched like 20 times.

I watch cartoons: Wander Over Yonder, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and most recently Star Wars Rebels to name a few.

I have disgusting fascination with anything by E-Rotic. I also get high and listen to Simon and Garfunkel sometimes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barring normal absolute essentials:
Sunglasses. Some kind of eyewear, at least.

Fingernails, at least two on each hand. Not long, spindly ones, just something. Our hands aren't meant to end in little rounded nubs - they're there for a reason.

Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.

Kisses and cuddles, of course. Ya gotta have kisses and cuddles.

That's probably around 6 things. My counting skills are sub-par for someone so close to a math major.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since I'm reading the Earth's Children series right now, I spend a lot of time thinking about hippie-dippie nature stuff like conservationism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping my title as Temur Champion for another week at Friday Night Magic. BEAR-PUNCH!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am so good at conserving toilet paper.
You should message me if
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you don't really want to. 'cause you're wrong, you should message me, I'm the best.