HazardRatio
22 Melbourne, FL
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My self-summary
I'm one of those weird math nerds who'll go on about there being numbers in everything. I adore thought experiments like the infinite improbability drive and Zeno's paradoxes. Needless to say, INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Working two jobs while I look for one in my career field. One of them's teaching math, so I have to keep my calculus skills sharp all the time! I spend the rest of my time with my boxer dog. We've been hitting the beach a lot lately.
I’m really good at
tool using, standing upright, climbing trees, your usual human stuff. Plus I make an excellent cup of coffee, can do vector calculus, and know how to fold origami Irish elk. I'm less good at the sort of things a person might actually be asked to do on a regular basis, but I think that balances out with the coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
How young I look. I'm 22, I swear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Terry Pratchett first and foremost, Patrick Rothfuss, Frank Herbert, Larry Niven, George RR Martin, Jim Butcher, Jean Auel, Scott Lynch, Robert Jordan, Aldous Huxley any cream you can skim off the top of scifi/fantasy. I love suggestions!

The Lego Movie's my favorite in every way. That and The Man from Earth. And how about that new Star Wars?? All the Discworld movies are good, but I would say that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Math. Let's just say math.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll go to a Magic draft if I can, but if I work the next morning it's a 420 and chill kind of night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Admit? Anything. Advertise? Uh, how about the fact that I flip my shit over frogs. Snakes, lizards, that sort of thing are fine, but when it comes to frogs, I'm out. They are way too similar to bubble wrap, and should all be permanently relocated to locations with minimal foot traffic such as the moon.
You should message me if
you get the gist of me and want to skip to meeting at Starbucks or something. Typing mini essays to try and convince people I'm nice isn't my idea of a good time.
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