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21 M Melbourne, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:38pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Just got my BS in actuarial science, now I'm following some leads on work. Until then, I'm looking for excitement wherever I can find it. I primarily get excited about getting fresh groceries and packages in the mail, so you can imagine how much more fun meeting new people is by comparison.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being about 4/5ths as cool as Danny Sexbang.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, cleaning, cheating at riddles, back rubs (I never got HM01 in Red, the captain was so impressed gave me the keys to the SS Anne instead)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The goggles. It's always the goggles. I know full well they're not fashionable, but it's a matter of pragmatism. I'm notorious for losing sunglasses, and I've found that a pair that never actually needs to leave your head is the optimal solution.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If we were running an election for god, my vote would be so torn between Terry Pratchett and Patrick Rothfuss. I'd gladly live in whatever world either of them would dream up.

Gattaca and The Man from Earth are tied for my favorite movies, with a fistful of close seconds.

I recently saw an episode of Wander Over Yonder, and how quickly it became my favorite show ever draws the speed of light as the upper limit on the speed at which information propagates into question.

I don't have too much to say about music. I could name a couple albums and a handful of singles I like, but it seems to me that music is more about the context in which you hear it. That said, I have disgusting fascination with anything by E-Rotic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barring normal absolute essentials:
Sunglasses. Some kind of eyewear, at least.

Fingernails. Not long, spindly ones, just something. Our hands aren't meant to end in little rounded nubs - they're there for a reason.

Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.

Kisses and cuddles, of course. Ya gotta have kisses and cuddles.

That's probably around 6 things. My counting skills are sub-par for someone so close to a math major.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That's been all over the place lately. Some of the things that cross my mind these days don't even seem to make sense. Maybe it's all the stress of graduation or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Magic: the Gathering. It may sound lame to most folks, but I enjoy it both as a game and as a social experience.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! more intimate than is appropriate for a first impression. I'll be upfront about most anything in the right context, but I'm not about to bring up shocking personal details up without some good timing.
You should message me if
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If you've actually read this far, just do it. The dynamic of this and any dating site is a little unpleasant - Ladies get flooded with messages and rarely get around to answering all of the good ones, and us guys just get all those little "So and so is checking out your profile" blips. If you send me a first message, I'll be impressed by your initiative, so I'll like you that much more to begin with. :)