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I am witty, damn smart, and charismatic

HazmatKnight

22 / m / straight / Seeing Someone

Moreno Valley, California, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 6' 0" (1.82m).

Looking For New friends, Long-distance penpals

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion Atheism and somewhat serious about it

Sign Libra but it doesn't matter

Education Working on college/university

Job Student

Income N/A

Kids N/A

Pets Owns dogs

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Write in third person? Devin doesn't mind writing in third person, he just finds it odd. In fact, his memoirs will take place from the point of view of his dog, or houseplant. He hasn't made up his mind.

Okay, enough of that nonsense.

I'm a multifaceted person, or at least I continue the lie as if I were. I have more integrity than you could imagine, but my modesty is on the decline after a long struggle. I mostly stick to tech, hard science concepts, gaming, and movies. Friends have a strong role, family does not. Not for lack of interest, but for lack of presence. I'm strong-willed, and tough skinned. But I still am afflicted with a romanticism that is seldom seen in this age of man.

For those of you that subcribe to standardized Meyers-Briggs tests, I repeatedly land INTJ, the Mastermind. I actually agree with the test results, and have found that the basic sketch therein covers me pretty well. So if you want to do a little research on me, thats a good place to start.

Also, I'm here because I'm bored, and I'd like to meet some new people. I end up adding to these profiles over time, so if this is sparse, that means its a new profile.

Double also: I'm a dog person. I figured I'd take a cue from another profile I liked and state the fact. You just end up taking stuff like that for granted sometimes.

What I'm doing with my life

Right now, I'm a student majoring in Anthropology. I have my plans, but I like to consider myself flexible. Army is my destination, so far as I'm willing to plan (Officer, just in case you were wondering. I have a knack for leadership). Past that, it's classified.

I'm really good at

Knowing useless science trivia that no one around me cares about. Playing video games in a sort of binge nature. Finding women to chat up and then not asking for their number just to make them double think the entire conversation. Pulling from my infinite reserves of willpower that by all accounts and records doesnt exist until I need it to. And other things as well.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

That I usually dont care how I come off. Which lets people assign labels to me on their own, and therefore usually be wrong about me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I don't maintain favorite lists unless they're tied to nostalgia somehow. Im a movie junkie/movie snob, avid gamer, diehard geek, and still can speak to the general populace.

But if I need a semblance of structure here goes: My favorite book is the last one I read. My favorite movie is quite possibly High Fidelity. I also love Eddie Izzards standup dvds, and have committed most of the content to memory. If ever you see me spontaneously laugh to something, I may very well be relating something to an Izzard bit. My favorite music is usually rock/alt. Maybe 91-02. Classic rock is nice, but I wasnt there to participate in the fun during the times, so its always going to be in a muted tone. Metal is good, but usually sketchy. I like some blues/soul, as well as industrial. My favorite food is from a little Chinese take out place that I used to always get at my grandfather's house on Saturdays. GoGo China. Orange chicken & chow mein.

The six things I could never do without

More lists? I dunno. Let's get a coffee and talk about them.

/sigh, fine.

Mental stimulation, sleep, music, something(1), something(2), my unbridled sense of hope & willpower. Good?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Far too much. How I can accomplish something creatively, or complete something creative. My future, the world future, and other deep things. And then theres the time spent thinking about absolutely nothing. Because I am a man, and thats what we do sometimes. Oh, and the imminent question: WWGFD?

Really; What Would Gordon Freeman Do?

On a typical Friday night I am

Home? At a movie? Saving the world? I have no set-in-stone schedule.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

Ask me. Doesn't everybody keep a hell of a lot to themselves? I have hopes & dreams that only my dog, houseplant, and I will know.(DISCLAIMER: I dont actually keep houseplants.)

But in case you need something: Im currently DM'ing a DnD 4.0 campaign of my own design. It's a 5 person group, and I think that I may be doing a decent job. They havent gotten pissed or walked off yet. If you undersood that, you just got a Cool point. Who knows, maybe some of you geeks out there may want to join?

You should message me if

You're a fan of wit and sarcasm. You have found a typo in my profile. You like good conversation, are interesting, or have ever argued for the sake of finding out if someone is or isn't an idiot. Or you're blazingly hot and want to have my children. Gotta keep those lines open. I'm looking with someone with a positively irrestistable glow about her. So, if you think you have that glow, I implore you to message me, the fate of the world might be at stake. Well, it might be, you dont know, do you?

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