I ramble. I feel like this is an important feature of my awesomesauceness to put up front for anyone who is interested in having contact with me. My mind can be a bit Speedy Gonzalesish at times. It could also explain why I break out in a Mexican accent sometimes ese. I also make up words like "awesomesauceness". If you have trouble keeping up with a normal strain of conversation, with a fairly normal like person, then your head will probably explode trying to talk to me. I jump from subject to subject. I make connections that may not make sense to most of the human population.

I want to have fun. I miss fun. I don't think I've been letting myself have enough fun for the past 6 or so years. Are you fun? Will you have fun with me? ....fun.

So yeah, I like fun. I also like random adventures. I like people. I like music. I like dancing. I like MST3King bad movies.

Attempting to untangle the knot that is my current life situation. I knew I should have joined Girl Scouts as a child. I would know how to tie and untie knots and sell cookies. What more do you need to know in life?

Getting people to trust me, most people who meet me instantly feel comfortable with me. Understanding the perspective of others. Clapping with one hand.

My eyes. They are blue. They are eye shaped. I'm told they are noticeable.

Anything by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Orson Scott Card or David Sedaris. The Perks of being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbowsky, The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, Some of the Harry Potter books, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Magician, Dune

Amelie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Harvey, The Philadelphia Story, Arsenic and Old Lace, Oscar, That Thing You Do!, Say Anything..., Grosse Point Blank, Fright Night, Stardust, Silver Linings Playbook, Easy A, Can't Hardly Wait, Empire Records, Spaceballs

Game of Thrones, Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, Black Books, The Almighty Johnsons, Firefly, Sherlock, Hyperdrive, Big Bang Theory

I go through music phases and I seem to like at least one song in just about every genre. I refer to myself as a 'music whore'. I'm currently obsessed with the YouTube group Walk Off The Earth and Florence and the Machine. My favorite favorites are Dashboard Confessional, Guster, Vanessa Carlton, Third Eye Blind, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Barenaked Ladies.

Chocolate. Cause I'm a fucking lady.

Family
Music
Conversation
New Experiences
Love
Attention

the fact that I think too much.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

I really don't feel comfortable making your decisions for you. You are a big, grown up person and it's time you start making them on your own. I've been serving dinner with a side dish of tough love since 1987. (I was advanced. Don't be jealous.)