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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You can read all this but you're probably better off just throwing on Ziggy Stardust and the Spider From Mars and signing off of this nonsense.

I am putting together a community of creative people interested in transcending everything we have been taught about society, ourselves and our relationship to reality. I want to liberate you and the world from all the cultural baggage and conditioning humanity has accumulated since we first asked "What does this all mean?" and offer you freedom from any and all psychological and emotional suffering. I can offer you the answers.
I can offer you The Truth ™

I’m looking for people who want to break away from all their conditioning and the shackles of the self that leave us longing for something we once had, but have long since forgotten. I’m talking about a higher purpose and a community that celebrates that purpose.

I have developed a new technology that get’s to the root of the human experience, technology that truly delineates the bridge between consciousness and what we perceive as "reality," a technology that allows us to experience the wonder of the whole, without drugs, without dogma, without ritual. It is a portal to the The Truth ™ and I would love for you to be a part of our experience.

What we have is a piece of land up in Ojai, a completely sustainable farm, and a small group of intensely creative people interested in changing the world. We would love for you to be a part of it.

Please let me know if you're interested.

I'm kidding, I'm not really 39.

I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.

I got electric boots and a mohair suit.

I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?

I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.

A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.

Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm part of the process that dulls the collective consciousness while turning the things that are killing you, me and the planet into something you want to buy....I produce TV commercials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
References, seeing things at their essence, delegating, finding skilled professionals, mouthing the trumpet parts in "Let Em' In"... I mean the trombone parts, I mean, you know... the horns parts... and guessing what part of town you live in by your personal style.

Oh wait!
I can do this .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people describe their experience the first time seeing me as long sequences of dream-like imagery. This has been translated into manifestations of demons and deities, geometrical patterns, tigers, birds and reptiles. They also experience sensations of flying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All and all pedestrian vintage obscure, retro mainstream and lets figure out the human condition, the fabric of consciousness and what the universe is stuff....I probably prefer serial TV to movies these days.

What the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace Sam Harris David Sedaris Christopher Hitchens The Psychedelic Experience The Master and Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra Brett Easton Ellis

Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace Shawn.

Friday Night Lights.

I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.

The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays, BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has anything "signature".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin I

This American Life.

Nicotine in it's many forms...currently I chew the gum.


Some velvet morning when I'm straight.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the universe could be a hologram which is isomorphic to the information "inscribed" on the surface of its boundary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I'm in the Ingmar Bergman movie while the rest of the world get's to be in the Fellini film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rent, I have 4 driving points, a tax lien and herpes. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't describe yourself with adjectives.

You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.

You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not kidding.

You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.

You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a lady.

You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.

And one final note... I'm actually 46 and I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional baggage, glaring dysfunctional idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding myself.

Be strong with your Beast.