I am what has been referred to as a "Mahatma" or an "Ascended Master" More specifically I am a "Chohan" (Lord) of a "Ray"...an Ascended Master who has been placed in charge of one of the 12 "Rays" (until recently, 7 Rays were generally known, and 5 Rays were "secret"), due to having an extraordinary natural spiritual affinity for that Ray. A "Ray" is a concentrated stream of spiritual energy emanating, ultimately, from the Godhead. Mine is the Eleventh Ray, Orange (sunshine).
I'm kidding, what do you want to hear? I'm easy going and love to travel? Fuck that.
I'm just here for the awkward coffee dates and late night sexting. I've had better luck finding the awkward coffee dates.
Ultimately our lives will just be a collection of uncompleted stamp reward cards.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
There is nothing more square than a fake hippie and there are a lot of you on here.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da