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39 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Strictly other
- Not at all
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of high school
- Entertainment / Media
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and has cats
Just visiting from LA and me being in New York is like some weird inversion of "I'm going to have the alfalfa sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast.”
I am what has been referred to as a "Mahatma" or an "Ascended Master". More specifically I am a "Chohan" (Lord) of a "Ray"...an Ascended Master who has been placed in charge of one of the 10 "Rays" due to having an extraordinary natural spiritual affinity for that Ray. A "Ray" is a concentrated stream of spiritual energy emanating ultimately from the Godhead. Mine is the 10th Ray, Orange (sunshine).
I'm kidding, what do you want to hear? I'm easy going and love to travel? Fuck that.
I'm just here for the awkward coffee dates and late night sexting. I've had better luck finding the awkward coffee dates.
Ultimately our lives will just be a collection of uncompleted stamp reward cards.
I'm looking for sapiosexual women that aren't that bright.
I got electric boots and a mohair suit.
I guess once a year there's a week where we bring attention to the fact that I don't really give a shit about sharks?
My "Quickmatch" "Who Likes You" list looks like the cast of Orange Is The New Black. Who are you people?
I have a Vitamix basically just to say that I have a Vitamix.
I wonder if I can get away with saying I'm 5'10, I've already lied about my age.
A lot of Capricorns were Italians in past lives.
Now I'm listening to The Police and wearing tight pants...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
I can do this .
What the Buddha Taught No Exit David Foster Wallace Sam Harris David Sedaris Christopher Hitchens The Psychedelic Experience The Master and Margarita Thus Spoke Zarathustra Brett Easton Ellis
Over The Edge, The Holy Mountain, Bananas and anything with Wallace Shawn.
Friday Night Lights.
I have "Black Sabbath" tattooed on me.
The food is complicated but for the most part the shit Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein got a TV show to make fun of.
But seriously, Applebees, Sonic Burger, Chick-Fil-a, TGI Fridays, BJ's for Pizzookie, Olive Garden... really any place that has anything "signature".
You look like Shelley Duvall in 1978 or Todd Rundgren in 72'.
You don't shave under your arms or between your legs. I'm not kidding.
You're a yoga teacher, a shrink or a quantum physicist.
You're tall. I'm 5' 9 and like to wear heels and still feel like a lady.
You have some courtesy, some sympathy, and some taste.
And one final note...I was kidding about my age...I'm really 45 and I don't care, but search settings do. I apologize for the false advertising. But come on, I look better than half the dudes younger than me and I "get it" (whatever the fuck that means). I'm well worth all the emotional baggage, glaring dysfunctional idiosyncrasies and potential health issues that come with my age... or maybe I'm just kidding myself.
Be strong with your Beast.
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