Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Increasingly crunchy granola.
Wanna make out first and ask questions later? I'm into it. Or, you
know, meet for tea and chat about tiny houses.
I'm a salirophiliac. I have an old trailer and a little white dog.
I'm also solid LTR material, scout's honor.
Ask me about my chickens!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was raised in the kind of place where people pronounced
“quesadilla” in a way that rhymed with “Ghostface Killah.” After
years of eating Bagel Bites and enjoying the cheap satisfaction of
consumerism, I now care deeply about sustainable food, low-impact
existence, and people.
One day I bought a tomato plant. Next thing you know, I have a long
term goal of producing fuel ethanol in a solar still from sugar
beets that I grow in my front lawn. So you know, normal dude
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For money I'm a sound mixer for tv and film. For fun:
1. Bake a whole chicken and use all the scraps (minor burns)
2. Make a bar of soap from bacon grease (additional minor
3. Renovate a house (no fingers lost, many close calls)
4. Ride and repair a motorcycle (moderate burns)
5. Solder a circuit board (small but painful burns)
6. Apply bandaids
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Stay with me, I'm still ignoring the prompts here. Quick
I think you look great without your makeup on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm picky (read: weird) about music. Turns out that what I
really like is a song that tells a story, with clear, easy to hear
lyrics. Just plain "sing into this can" style songs. So with that:
I like the White Stripes, EELS, some Jonny Cash and Tom Waits,
Woody Guthrie and original blues/ Alan Lomax type
stuff.Nobody cares about this, right?
My favorite movie is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Also: Ghostbusters,
Indiana Jones, Back to the Future (III especially. I know.), Mad
I'm reading lots of gardening/farming/sustainability and tiny house
type books now. Oh and Mary Roach! You should message me if you're
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel much more prepared when I have my mini-leatherman on my
keychain. Besides that I'm pretty good at improvising.
WAIT. Pen. I also keep a pen on my keychain. Message me if you need
a pen. UPDATE: The pen ran out of ink. Message me if you have
suggestions for a superior keychain pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Compost. Is. Magic. To brag: my compost pile can reach 60°F above
the ambient air temperature, and transform any organic matter into
rich dirt in a matter of weeks. Thanks microorganisms!
Isn't it amazing that there are bacteria all around us existing in
hibernation until the temperature rises above 150°?
Message me if you need dirt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have an alert set for trash day, and it surprises me every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ok look... I may be growing a
tinylarge beard. I'm
really sorry about that. Maybe you'll be the reason I trim it!
You should message me if
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If there is room in your sidecar.
On a (finally) serious note, I'm a present, feelings-having kind of
human who's looking to date in a genuine, primary-partner kind of
You made it to the butt of my profile! Stick around! We have coffee
and cookies for the grownups, orange slices and Capri Suns for the
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