I'm a 9 to 5'er just taking the days as they come. If you'd classify me under any stereotype it'd probably be 'geek' or 'nerd'. I'm not too social of a person, and I can be shy and introverted in certain situations. However you can just lump that into the geek stereotype.

When I'm not working, I'm usually hanging out with a few close friends, or spending time at a computer surfing the interwebs. I would start making up things to fill out this paragraph with things like: hunting dragons, spying for a secret organization, and taking over the world, but those would be completely unbelievable. I'm not the most exciting person.

I'm weird, and I have weird thoughts that I usually keep to myself. In fact I keep a lot to myself. I'm usually the guy who only chimes in once or twice in a conversation. It's not because I don't have anything to say, but because I prefer listening to talking. So if you like talking, I like listening.

Some people think I'm funny, most people probably find my sense of humor stupid, or senseless. If our humor lines up together we will probably get a long swimmingly.

I'm probably what you would describe as quirky, and while this side of me usually stays hidden until I know somebody well, over the internet this part of me comes out swinging no holds barred.
You've been warned!

I'm now working on trying to achieve a dream of mine. Otherwise all I do is work full time, and I spend my off time watching or playing MTG.

Yo-yoing.
Sleeping.
SANDWICHES!
Magic The Gathering
Pretending
Roleplaying

The goofy grin on my face? My blue piercing eyes? I don't know, why don't you tell me?

Books: 1984, The Odyssey, Faust, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (While composing this I realized there's a lot of stuff I haven't read, but want to. I think I'm going to make expanding this list a goal)
Comic Books/Web Comics: Transmetropolitan, Preacher, Hitman, The Boys, Punisher, Spider-Man, Daredevil, Batman, Invincible, Fables, Irredeemable, Incorruptible, Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Questionable Content
Movies: Monty Python's Movies, Rocky, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs,
Shows: N/A
Music: AC/DC, Pink Floyd, These United States, Envy Corps, Gorillaz, Audioslave, Cake, Daft Punk, Flogging Molly, The music from Homestuck, Modest Mouse, Street Light Manifesto, The Protomen, Muse, Skrillex, Aesop Rock, Sage Fransis
Food: BLT's, Eggs, Sandwiches, Hot Dogs, Bacon, Sushi, Hamburgers, Fish

6. Clocks
5. Relaxing Sleep
4. Five Minutes Alone
3. Loud Noises
2. Pants
1. Nylon Rope

I usually let my mind wander over things. I obviously spend a lot of time pondering over whatever is currently stressing me. Other than that I don't focus my thinking time on a single subject.

Except maybe MTG strategy?

After a long day of work on Friday, I like to play in Friday Night Magic, or hang out with a few friends.

I'm probably the luckiest unlucky person you'll meet.
One day I find twenty bucks hidden in my wallet.
The next day I get a flat tire.

You share interests like Magic the Gathering, or other nerdy things with me.

Or you just want to say hi, and have somebody to chat with.

I like getting messages.