I'd... start talking about how much I enjoy long walks on the beach (and actually I do, provided it's at night, fully clothed and with shoes on. I hold that it's more fun that way), but that'd be a little cliche.
So. Me. I'm a junior at Goucher College in Towson, Maryland, where I'm majoring in English with a concentration in literature. I have a soft spot for Shakespeare and Chaucer, and myths and legends in general. Basically, I'm kind of a geek, which I like to think I make up for with my nigh-superhuman ability to misconstrue almost anything into a sexual innuendo.
I like to read, I like to write (when I'm not in the throes of writer's block), I enjoy the occasional video game provided it has a good plot and/or a cool sword I get to swing at my enemies, and I'm very fond of cooking.
I love dogs (particularly large ones) and horses, and for some reason cats make me nervous.
My pet peeves (read: deal-breakers regardless of how perfect you may otherwise be) are:
-Extremely conservative political views.
-Closed-minded self-righteousness about your religion or lack thereof.
-People who think all feminists are man-hating separatist lesbians who reject all things womanly. We're not.
-People who chew with their mouths open, or otherwise loudly.
I am nerdy, sarcastic, and slightly perverted