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23 • Sydney, Australia • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Today – 3:54pm
- 6′ 5″ (1.96m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
>Being dismayed at how serious everyone on this site is. Meeting new people is fun, why are you all so skittish? It's almost as if all the other men on this site are illiterate assholes that ruin it for the unusual ones like me by thinking exclusively with their dicks.
>I work every conceivable job at a pool and own/operate a business that builds/repairs PCs. Confused? Me too.
>Trolling people on this site. I offer no repent for any and all magniloquent and frustratingly absurd messages.
>Modelling. Hah. Got you. The boring 3D computer kind. *weeps silently*
>I have just graduated and as a result am submerged in a vast, tepid pool of uncertainty while I look for a job. But really, I'm an engineer, how hard can it be?
>Hitting my head every time I go to sit down on the train.
>Living alone in Rhodes for the moment. I will probably be moving closer into the city at some point in the near future.
>Cooking way too much food for one person.
>Not having the time to meet any of my Tinder matches.
>Being annoyingly optimistic.
>Ruining my body in the process of staying fit.
>Pondering the inherent contradiction in the previous two items on this list.
>Shouting at inanimate objects when they inevitably collide with me.
>Computers. Don't tell my neighbour that I broke into his wireless please.
>Fixing things. All things.
>Being disconcertingly sarcastic.
>Judging the quality of the coffee I've been handed without tasting it.
>Writing absurd and slightly unsettling things on this page to avoid actually speaking about myself too much.
>Having no followers on Spotify - people have no taste. Clearly.
>Heat production. Feed me and I will produce heat at a rate comparable to a nuclear power plant.
>I have been amusingly dubbed 'the Zen master' due to my extremely calm nature. Possibly because I accidentally swallowed the little book of calm. Yoga is potentially fatal to me.
Perhaps they get the impression that I'm completely and utterly mad.
It would explain a lot.
ABC NEWS 24 BIATCHES
Game of Thrones
Real Time with Bill Maher
Any science/engineering related documentary
Movies - Yes I watch them.
Anything Involving Quentin Tarantino
The Lord of the Rings
Music - An assortment of black, death and progressive Metal. But no, I won't impose it upon you. The hope of finding a like minded partner was long ago sacrificed to Belial.
I will eat anything, however at home I am almost a vegan (emphasis on almost - cheese and tuna are my weaknesses).
I spend way too much money on coffee. Go on, ask me about my espresso machine.
I jest, don't ask me about my espresso machine unless you want to be bombarded with technical details and completely ignored while I fawn helplessly over how wonderful it is.
I am a disgusting coffee snob.
Sausages and Spam
>What was it I was supposed to do when I got into this room?
>Is there an easier way to do this with programming?
>Why am I doing this? I know this is a bad idea. Why am I laughing when this is such a bad idea?
>Is this too much of a beard for work today?
>What should I have for dinner?
>The dilemma of my grammatical obsession and the seeming aggression of sentences that are concluded with periods.
>Have I done enough exercise today to enable me to sleep tonight?
>Sex. Why are so people so close minded about it? It's healthy and enjoyable, what's with the vilification? Please, explain. Ideally with your head on my pillow.
>What is that person doing, I wonder if I can get a photo without them noticing?
>Is this going to be too many chillies or not enough? (the answer is always not enough)
>Do they know I'm being sarcastic or...
>What do my neighbours think when I constantly switch from death metal to ABC News 24 and back again?
>Do I really need that?
>Are religious people serious? Really? No, really?
I am dreadful at compliments. Both giving and taking.
If I'm bothering to message you, you can take it as implicit that I think you're attractive in one way or another.
If you must upset our delicate social conventions (you rampaging lunatic) please be interesting. I do not respond to "hey" or "how r u" or a combination of the two such as "how r hey u".
Don't be shy, anything you consider to be too weird, familiar, forward, insulting, cheeky or otherwise zany is more likely to delight me than anything.
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