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23 Sydney, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:18am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mild aromas of chlorine, sweat, coffee and sunscreen meld with a strong body of existential amusement and open-mindedness. The finish is subtle, with either lingering doubts of sanity or acceptance of mystery.

INTJ, in case you can't be bothered talking to me to find out what I'm like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
>Changing my OkCupid profile to something slightly more absurd every week. Come back in a month for a an ecclesiastical epic composed grandiloquently by a color-blind boy in a variety of red and green crayons.
>Being dismayed at how serious everyone on this site is. Meeting new people is fun, why are you all so skittish? It's almost as if all the other men on this site are illiterate assholes that ruin it for the unusual ones like me by thinking exclusively with their dicks.
>I work every conceivable job at a pool and own/operate a business that builds/repairs PCs. Confused? Me too.
>Trolling people on this site. I offer no repent for any and all magniloquent and frustratingly absurd messages.
>Modelling. Hah. Got you. The boring 3D computer kind. *weeps silently*
>I have just graduated and as a result am submerged in a vast, tepid pool of uncertainty while I look for a job. But really, I'm an engineer, how hard can it be?
>Hitting my head every time I go to sit down on the train.
>Living alone in Rhodes for the moment. I will probably be moving closer into the city at some point in the near future.
>Cooking way too much food for one person, usually with enough chillies to kill several.
>Being annoyingly optimistic.
>Ruining my body in the process of staying fit.
>Pondering the inherent contradiction in the previous two items on this list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
>Swimming. Other sports.
>Shouting at inanimate objects when they inevitably collide with me.
>Computers. Don't tell my neighbour that I broke into his wireless please.
>Fixing things. All things.
>Being disconcertingly sarcastic.
>Judging the quality of the coffee I've been handed without tasting it.
>Writing absurd and slightly unsettling things on this page to avoid actually speaking about myself too much.
>Having no followers on Spotify - people have no taste. Clearly.
>Heat production. Feed me and I will produce heat at a rate comparable to a nuclear power plant.
>I have been amusingly dubbed 'the Zen master' due to my extremely calm nature. Possibly because I accidentally swallowed the little book of calm. Yoga is potentially fatal to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly I have no idea. I don't stop to ask.
Perhaps they get the impression that I'm completely and utterly mad.
It would explain a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read continually (not continously, learn the difference). Amazon's profits jumped by 20% when I bought a kindle and then plummeted again when I realised that it was financially unsustainable not to torrent them. I mainly read Sci-fi/Fantasy/Historical Fiction but I'm not fussy. That said, I'd run screaming from a Tim Winton novel; Cloudstreet left scars.

Game of Thrones
Black Books
Doctor Who
Breaking Bad
Real Time with Bill Maher
Any science/engineering related documentary

Movies - Yes I watch them.
Anything Involving Quentin Tarantino
The Lord of the Rings
The Matrix
Fight Club

Music - An assortment of black, death and progressive Metal. But no, I won't impose it upon you. The hope of finding a like minded partner was long ago sacrificed to Belial.

I will eat anything, however at home I am almost a vegan (emphasis on almost - cheese and tuna are my weaknesses).

I spend way too much money on coffee. Go on, ask me about my espresso machine.
I jest, don't ask me about my espresso machine unless you want to be bombarded with technical details and completely ignored while I fawn helplessly over how wonderful it is.
I am a disgusting coffee snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sausages and Spam
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To compose a (not so) shortlist:
>What was it I was supposed to do when I got into this room?
>Is there an easier way to do this with programming?
>Why am I doing this? I know this is a bad idea. Why am I laughing when this is such a bad idea?
>Is this too much of a beard for work today?
>What should I have for dinner?
>The dilemma of my grammatical obsession and the seeming aggression of sentences that are concluded with periods.
>Have I done enough exercise today to enable me to sleep tonight?
>Sex. Why are so people so close minded about it? It's healthy and enjoyable, what's with the vilification? Please, explain. Ideally with your head on my pillow.
>What is that person doing, I wonder if I can get a photo without them noticing?
>Is this going to be too many chillies or not enough? (the answer is always not enough)
>Do they know I'm being sarcastic or...
>What do my neighbours think when I constantly switch from death metal to ABC News 24 and back again?
>Do I really need that?
>Are religious people serious? Really? No, really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Myself usually; however I can't make any promises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can spend months by myself and never get lonely.

I am dreadful at compliments. Both giving and taking.
If I'm bothering to message you, you can take it as implicit that I think you're attractive in one way or another.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This section is futile, women don't message men. That would be a world gone mad. Make haste and put interesting things in your profile so that I will message you.

If you must upset our delicate social conventions (you rampaging lunatic) please be interesting. I do not respond to "hey" or "how r u" or a combination of the two such as "how r hey u".
Don't be shy, anything you consider to be too weird, familiar, forward, insulting, cheeky or otherwise zany is more likely to delight me than anything.