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My self-summary
I can but aspire to the majesty of Frank Underwood.
What I’m doing with my life
> Recently relocated to Newtown because my previous area didn't have a sufficient density of cafes.

> Work as an engineer or something. Woo

> Getting up unreasonably early to exercise so that I can sleep. I feel this is somehow contradictory.

> Whatever else seems to take up all my time.
I’m really good at
> Looking far more boring than I am, it's strategic.

> Having too many hobbies.

> Being annoyingly motivated.

> Shouting at inanimate objects when they inevitably collide with me.

> Carrying an unwise amount of things concurrently.

> Caffeine tolerance.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly I have no idea. I don't stop to ask.

Perhaps they get the impression that I'm completely and utterly mad.
(It would explain a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An avid reader, I'm predominantly a sci-fi / fantasy tragic with a taste for the occasional dystopian political classic.

Let's be honest, I just put ABC News 24 (and my cardigan) on at most times when I'm near the TV.

Movies - Yes I watch them.

Music? Metal. Let us move on.

I will eat anything, however at home I am a veganexceptforcheesewhichisirreplacable.

I spend way too much money on coffee. Go on, ask me about my espresso machine.
I jest, don't ask me about my espresso machine unless you want to be bombarded with technical details and completely ignored while I fawn helplessly over how wonderful it is.
I am a disgusting coffee snob.
The six things I could never do without
Sausages and Spam
I spend a lot of time thinking about
To compose a (not so) shortlist:

>What was it I was supposed to do when I got into this room?

>Is there an easier way to do this with programming?

>Have I done enough exercise today to enable me to sleep tonight?

>Is this going to be too many chillies or not enough? (the answer is always not enough)

>Do they know I'm being sarcastic or...
On a typical Friday night I am
Myself usually; however I can't make any promises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At some point I accidentally developed a personality.

I can spend months by myself and never get lonely.

I am dreadful at compliments. Both giving and taking. If I'm bothering to message you, you can take it as implicit that I think you're attractive in one way or another.
You should message me if
You laughed at the bit with the cat.

Don't be shy, anything you consider to be too weird, familiar, forward, insulting, cheeky or otherwise zany is more likely to delight me than anything.

There wasn't a bit with a cat but you may have just gone to look for it which is also acceptable.