I'm that high school teacher who would have made your already
awkward sophomore year that little bit more embarrassing. You would
have always wondered if I was secretly laughing at you....I
was.
Seriously, I like watching Comedy Central online, reading like my
life depends on it, devouring webcomics, cooking lovely stuff, and
apparently sleeping through old Bond films, according to my
friends.
I'm vegetarian (hey, it's Austin) but I can and do grill a mean
steak. Mostly I'm all about being rational and balanced, and having
a bit of crazy fun from time to time.
My profile says I am very unemotional. That's not true! I have
emotions--they're just not the messy kind.
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 2" (1.57m).
Looking For Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Christianity and laughing about it
Sign Aquarius but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Education / Academia
Income $40,000-$50,000
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I'm turning teenaged delinquents into the scientists, doctors, lawyers, and gay
congressmen of tomorrow.
I'm really good at
Discovering new local bands, being spontaneous,
using big words, cooking amazing meals, finding nifty
ethnic restaurants, and having a good time just about anywhere.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I walk really really fast, in an intensely determined way. Or so
people tell me while they laugh so hard they shoot milk out their
noses.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love Thai food,
indie music,
foreign film
and comedy, and books written by dead guys, especially the
funny ones.
Authors: Ray Bradbury, Virginia Woolf, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Philip K Dick, F Scott Fitzgerald, John Steinbeck, Tom Robbins, Yevgeny Zamyatin, Joseph Conrad, Samuel Butler, Thornton Wilder, Stephen J Gould, Aldo Leopold, Margaret Atwood, Barbara Kingsolver, Saul Bellow.
Movies: Robin Hood, 'V' for Vendetta, Metropolis, City of God, Sex and Lucia, 9 Songs, The Godfather, Rushmore, The Princess Bride, Alphaville, Almost Famous, Elektra My Love, Chasing Amy, Igby Goes Down
Music (according to my iPod): YES and Frank Bridge and ELO and Cat Stevens and Nightwish and Cookie Monster and Philip Glass and Janis Joplin and Schubert and Regina Spektor and the Dresden Dolls and the Fleet Foxes and Offspring.
Authors: Ray Bradbury, Virginia Woolf, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Philip K Dick, F Scott Fitzgerald, John Steinbeck, Tom Robbins, Yevgeny Zamyatin, Joseph Conrad, Samuel Butler, Thornton Wilder, Stephen J Gould, Aldo Leopold, Margaret Atwood, Barbara Kingsolver, Saul Bellow.
Movies: Robin Hood, 'V' for Vendetta, Metropolis, City of God, Sex and Lucia, 9 Songs, The Godfather, Rushmore, The Princess Bride, Alphaville, Almost Famous, Elektra My Love, Chasing Amy, Igby Goes Down
Music (according to my iPod): YES and Frank Bridge and ELO and Cat Stevens and Nightwish and Cookie Monster and Philip Glass and Janis Joplin and Schubert and Regina Spektor and the Dresden Dolls and the Fleet Foxes and Offspring.
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate, green things that grow, a library card, hiking boots, rubber bands,
sunlight, a towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lesson planning, politics, and creative ways to let you know
there's a man with a knife standing right behind you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie or just hanging out; a good stout or hard cider is
most likely involved.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
After sex, I like to have serious conversations about which would
go better on baby kebabs, bellpeppers or pineapple.
You should message me if
You plan on grabbing a cup of coffee (or tea) at some point in the near future, and
if you think you can make me laugh for days on end.
Message me if...
I didn't already beat you to it.
You're devastatingly funny in a dark/sarcastic way.
You're an agnostic or an atheist who thinks the very idea of there being a 'god' not to believe in is freakin hilarious.
You're not a virgin (I find it totally bizarre that I have to include this).
Message me if...
I didn't already beat you to it.
You're devastatingly funny in a dark/sarcastic way.
You're an agnostic or an atheist who thinks the very idea of there being a 'god' not to believe in is freakin hilarious.
You're not a virgin (I find it totally bizarre that I have to include this).
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